tamingthemuse Prompt #5: Arcade
Warning: slash, herpes ointment, and handcuffs
Word Count: 583
Summary: In which there is a horny human, a lost key, a vampire, and a small town.
Author's Notes: This fic doesn't really have much of a plot to it. It's purpose is to make you laugh. Oh, it takes place post-Season 7, though that doesn't really matter.
Don't Drop the Key 1/1