Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: Mentions of a couple of bodily functions. That's all I'm gonna say! :)
Summary: Man meets vampire, man gets drunk. Man has epiphany and ex embarrasses him. The usual sort of fluff!
Beta job for this one was done by the lovely suki_blue. Thanks for pinch hitting love! MWAH!
Notes: This is for my dearest kitty_poker1 on the anniversary of her birth. So glad you're my friend love! Hope you have a good day!
The Course Of True Love.