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Fic - Eyes on you 
31st-Oct-2006 05:54 am
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Title: Eyes on You
Pairing: S/X
Rating: G
Word Count: 83
Disclaimer: Everything in the world is my fault - The hole in the ozone, strife in the middle east, socks disappearing in the dryer. It's all me. Er... oh... not that kind of disclaimer, huh? Okay... Spike and Xan? Really not mine, in case you didn't know.
Summary: That little stunted plot bunny...third from the left.



“They’re evil.”

“Are not.”

“Yes… look at them. They’re staring at me. Watching me. Evil!”

“Xan… they’re bloody lawn gnomes. They aren’t alive. They barely even have eyes they’ve been out in the weather so long.”

“They’re watching without eyes. Don’t tell me you don’t think that’s disturbing?”

“….”

“….”

“Fine. Right.” sounds of stomping feet and anchors being ripped from grass. “There. Turned all their little faces away. Can’t watch any more.”

“Thanks, Spike.”

“You’re welcome…… Now can we bloody well shag?”
Comments 
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31st-Oct-2006 02:19 pm (UTC)
I just have this image in my brain of Xander constantly seeing just how far he can push - just *what* exactly he can convince Spike to do for him. *L*

31st-Oct-2006 10:09 am (UTC)
Um...*puts hand up* can I just agree with Xan? Those things are creepy...

*giggles* And why, oh why, can I see this happening?

:-) xx
31st-Oct-2006 02:17 pm (UTC)
Probably because you know how my Xanderish brain works. *L*
Actually, this came from one of my daughter's rants. The Evil Lawn Gnome rant (tm)

Not to be confused with the Evil Miscolored Oreo Rant(tm) or the Evil Pants Pocket Rant (tm) (Otherwise known as: "No, I do not want a huge design on the back pocket of my jeans. My arse is big enough without attracting more attention to it")
31st-Oct-2006 02:35 pm (UTC)
Very funny and sweet at the same time.
31st-Oct-2006 03:10 pm (UTC)
Thanks! *s*
31st-Oct-2006 08:47 pm (UTC)
*giggle*

I agree, scary little men in pointy hats with overly cheerful faces *shudders*
1st-Nov-2006 01:29 am (UTC)
And rosy cheeks. *nods, eyes wide* And they always seem to have shovels or picks or axes... Scarey.
1st-Nov-2006 03:37 am (UTC)
LOL! Spike really is a pushover for his Xander, and Xander knows it. *g* Sweet!
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