betaed by the wonderful
sneaky use of the prompt "Father's Day" from

Spike/Xander, Rated R, 1/1
A/N: around season six, but without pesky Buffy and Anya entanglements, our boys do what comes naturally.
Also, the title comes from a phrase
Warning: large helpings of mud and smooph.
You are sorely in need of the rough end of a pineapple and some alone time with the Kama Sutra.