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Two Drabbles 
22nd-Nov-2006 02:44 am
I have no idea where these came from, my brain she is crazy. And drabbles are hard!

Any way relevant info:

Author: AngstPuppy
feedback: please
Drabble One: Time Bomb: Buffy finds out more than anyone wanted to know.
Pairing: Xander/Giles/Spike
Rating: R for naughty language
Spoilers: none
Disclaimer: Not mine, just playing, don't sue

Drabble Two: Pop Rocks: Spike says "No!"
Pairing: Spike/Vamp!Xander
Rating: PG at most
Spoilers: none
Disclaimer: Not mine, just playing, don't sue. Actually I'm not sure that this one hasn't already been done. It popped into my brain fully formed, but I really hope I'm not stealing it from someone. If I am, let me know and I will take it away, promise.

One: Time Bomb

Buffy’s face was such an unpleasant shade of red Xander knew she’d implode if she wasn’t careful. Her head swung back and forth between the two of them in a way that reminded Xander of those wall-clock cats. They’d always creeped him out.

“You’re fucking my Watcher?”

“Actually he’s fucking me.”

Giles choked on his drink, Buffy’s face got redder and Xander just knew this wasn’t going to end well. There was a time bomb ticking, he could feel it. Tick…tick…

“And I‘ll be fuckin‘ both of them when you get your boney arse gone.”

Ah, there it was.


Two: Pop Rocks


“But Sire!”

It came out sounding more like; “Buth Thire!” Xander hadn’t quite gotten used to talking through his fangs. God help him, Spike thought it was cute. Not that he’d ever tell his childe that.

“I said no. Not another word about it, or I’ll tan your hide so you don’t sit for a week.”

The gleam that appeared in Xander’s eyes told Spike he was going to have revise his idea of “punishment.”

“Just a…”

“What part of no don’t you understand? You cannot have a sip of Niblet to see if she tastes like Pop Rocks!”

22nd-Nov-2006 02:40 pm (UTC)

Ah, yes... count on Spike to say the most inappropriate thing at just the most inopportune time. *L*
22nd-Nov-2006 07:12 pm (UTC)
Heee, yup, so true.
Thanks for reading.
22nd-Nov-2006 04:04 pm (UTC)
Just how I like my Spike/Xander, with a little Giles thrown in!

And Dawn would definitely taste like something sweet but explosive.
22nd-Nov-2006 07:14 pm (UTC)
Just how I like my Spike/Xander, with a little Giles thrown in!
Mmmmm...oh, yeah.
Glad you liked.
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