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Ficlet: Foods That Offend Till You're Blue in The Face, 1/1, S/X, R

Title: Foods That Offend Till You're Blue in The Face
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer / Angel the Series
Author: eyezrthewindows
Rating: R
Characters: Spike/Xander
Warnings: m/m and that's the best warning you can have. Plus, there's um, bodily functions involved.
Summary: Xander's stomach puts a crimp in Spike's getting laid plan.
Notes: Yeah, another weird one from me. Aren't you glad I'm posting these all in a row? lmao. This one came about b/c brother and brother's girlfriend were having some sort of farting...thing (which they never knew I witnessed, lmao). Yeah, no idea either but...it sparked fic!
Disclaimer: It may come as a surprise but I'm not Joss Whedon or Mutant Enemy and therefore I do not own Spike or any of his many shagging and verbal sparring partners. I weep for the injustice of it all and play with these characters in the fiction I write because this is pretty much all the fun I have.
Betaed: kitty_poker1
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