Title: Santa Claus is Dead and What Happened to the Doughnuts, Anyway?
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer / Angel the Series
Characters: Spike/Xander, Xander/Angel
Summary: Xander gets puked on, Santa is dead, someone steals his doughnuts, he loses two jobs in a matter of hours and he has to deal with two different horny vampires. Not that he's complaining, he just hates Christmas.
Disclaimer: It may come as a surprise but I'm not Joss Whedon or Mutant Enemy and therefore I do not own Spike or any of his many shagging and verbal sparring partners. I weep for the injustice of it all and play with these characters in the fiction I write because this is pretty much all the fun I have.