December 1st, 2011



Rating: NC17
Pairing: 100% S/X
Unbeta'd: All free range boo boos belong to me.
Status: WIP posted Mon-Fri. Approx 152 chaps.
Comments: Comment if you want to, though it would be nice to know someone is reading it.
Disclaimer: I own nothing except the original characters and this story, everything else belongs to someone who is not me. I write for fun not profit. Respectfully, no LINKING or archiving of ANY single part/chapter of the Thornfield!verse without first talking to me,please.
Distribution My Journal, Eternal_Spander, Basement of Doom, Bloodclaim and eventually archived at
Thanks as usual to Bmblbee for pre-reading and encouragement.

Previous Chapters HERE

Proper header in LJ

Chapter 133/152

Eau De Oblivious

Rating: R to NC17
Disclaimer: Cannon? What cannon? Realism? That's an art thing, to do with paintings or something, right?  Gratuitous exploitation of characters who aren't mine? Oh yeah, got that covered. 
Summary: This is a completely unbeta'd plot bunny written for nothing but the giggle factor.