a short story wherein Xander and Spike are in a relationship. No one knows about it. For some reason Xander is hanging out in the bottom part of the crypt with Spike and Buffy and Angel show up. Looking for Xander? Help with the latest whatever of the week? I don't really remember. But Angel goes in alone and hears Xander or smells him or something. I believe he ends up offering Spike and Xander a place in LA if the Spander doesn't work out in the Hellmouth before steering Buffy away from the crypt.