Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer / Angel the Series
Warnings: Umm. Groping and kissing without express permission but he starts to like after a while.
Summary: Human AU. Xander's at the mall minding his own business when someone comes along and just...totally rocks his world.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything that Mutant Enemy or Joss Whedon or any of those uber rich people came up with on the show, especially because I don't make money off any of what I write. I weep for the injustice of it all. *delicate crystalline tear* But, I do enjoy playing with Spike and his various shagging partners. However, anything I do happen to come up with on my own is mine and I really don't like to share because I'm a possessive bitch.