Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer / Angel the Series
Rating: PG 13-ish
Warnings: Gratuitous raunchy humour here in. Abuse of the word 'fart'. Xander's ass may have been abused in the making of this ficlet. Spike's nasal passages may have been abused, too.
Summary: You know you're settling into a comfortable rut when things just slip out unintentionally in front of your partner.
Notes: This is part of my Kissing Cousins series. It takes place sometime before Xander was kicked out and moved in with Spike. Just use your imagination because I really don't have a clue when exactly it takes place, lol.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything that Mutant Enemy or Joss Whedon or any of those uber rich people came up with on the show, especially because I don't make money off any of what I write. I weep for the injustice of it all. *delicate crystalline tear* But, I do enjoy playing with Spike and his various shagging partners. However, anything I do happen to come up with on my own is mine and I really don't like to share because I'm a possessive bitch.