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A Consort's Holiday 
25th-Mar-2007 05:46 am
bmbl-spike
TITLE: A Consort's Holiday 24/26
AUTHOR: BmblBee
PARING: S/X
RATING : Very Adult
Disclaimer: I own none of the characters in
this story and make no money
off anything including
any products named.
SUMMARY: This story is a follow-up to
"What Happens In Vegas"
The newly mated couple decide
to take a little holiday.
Comedy.



Settling in comfortably beside him on the marble table,
Xander put his arm around Spikes shoulder and sighed.

"It all began a long time ago in a galaxy far far away"
Spike snickered, Xander smacked the back of his head
and continued.

"These aliens come from a planet that was dying. They
knew they would have to find a new home. They also knew
it may take hundreds or thousands of years to find a place
suitable for their colonization. So dividing up, they left in
groups of about 5000 in each ship. I think there must
have been hundreds of ships.


They all set out into different areas to look for a new place
to live. All this occurred what in our time would be
thousands of years age. To them it is more like 20 or so.
Their time is hard to understand but it's like a generation.

There is one female and 4999 males, sort of, on each ship.
The female is the boss. The one that looks like a snake.
Sort of like a Seven of Nine only without the big boobs.
And with wrinkled skin. And strange ears."

Spike scratched his head thoughtfully.
"So more like Spock than Seven?"

"Exactly! Anyway, she is the one that showed me all this.
Explained everything about how their society works.
She is the navigator and tells everybody where to go.

The female seems to live forever, but she never breeds.
If she attempt to have sex she gets a splitting headache
and has to lay down.
It must be her job to boss the short ones around and
punish them when they make her unhappy.

The little grey ones are both male and female. Their
bodies are male because they have little penises. And no,
I haven't seen them. But they also breed and reproduce
with each other.

The problem is that they have all been on this ship for
so long they no longer remember how to have sex.

They were very young when they started out and the
old ones have died off. All that is left are the virgins.
Lots of hungry antsy, horney little virgins.

The worst part is, no sex, no baby aliens and the species
dies out. Kapoot! They have abducted other humans
but unfortunately they snatched - no pun intended - only
the straight ones.

So that when they tried to probe them analy to encourage
sex they were refused. That's why we are here. To teach
them how to mate and save their population. This is probably
the most important thing we have ever done Spike.

We not only save them but also any humans they might
try to abduct in the future. Their orgasms lie in our
hands Spike."

Xander looked deep into Spike's eyes hoping he had
impressed on him the importance of their mission.

"The future of all those sweet little alien butt babies is on our
shoulders, Spike We just can't let them down."

Hopping down, Spike turned and faced him.

"So what you are saying is that they want us to fuck so they
can watch. Right?"

Xander jumped down beside him and put his hands on
his hips.
"Well, crudely but accurately put. So are you up for it?"

Spike grinned broadly as he looked down at his eager and
altruistic cock.
"It would certainly appear so."

Xander stepped forward and kissed Spike soundly.
"Thank's Spike. You really are a selfless white hat."

When they opened their eyes they saw that the room around
them had shifted, shimmered and changed again.

Much to both their shock they were now standing in the
center of what appeared to be the Roman Colosseum,
fully restored and in all it's glory.

The stone walls were high and the tunnels around
the sides, deep. It rose at least five stories high
and circled them completly.

The artificial sun shone down on them brightly in a position
of noon high, and the grass beneath their bare feet was
soft and warm.
Whether their surroundings were real or just in their minds
didn't matter. It all felt real.

Looking all around them they could see that the stone seats
of the peanut gallery were jammed with thousand of
cheering - aliens.
All were waving their long thin arms and giving the Roman
thumbs up.

The roar of the artificial cheers was defening, offering
encouragement to the two heros in the center of the
arena.

"What the fuck is this?" Spike stood stunned by the warmth
and novelty of the setting especially the artificial daylight.

Blushing Xander wiggled his toes in a patch of clover and
muttered.

"I think when the snake lady was in my brain for that
mindmeld thingy she browsed through the library of my
fantasies and plucked this one out. I think she is just
trying to make us more comfortable.

Spike wrapped his arm around Xander's waist and pulled
him in close rubbing their rigid cocks against each other.

"Why, pet, I always knew you were deep."
Xander put his hands on Spike's hips.

"Actually I think I am about ready to get a lot deeper."

Laughing, Spike tipped his head up and met Xander's.
The kiss started out soft, tender, but quickly heated up.
The men had been alone too long and their blood and
bodies cried out for each other.

As with any honeymooning couple, a few hours without
sex had left them both frustrated and horny.

The smell on Xander's skin of his earlier release fueled
the fire of Spike's passion and his tongue pushed it's
way into his consorts's mouth.
Reclaiming. Possessing.

Finally pulling back for some much needed oxygen, Xander
now noticed things around them had shifted slightly again.

The aliens were no longer sitting in the gallery.

They now had crowded around, pressing in close, eager to
experience and understand the emotions and sexual tension
simmering between the earthlings.

They also noticed something new had been added to
the arena.

A bed, king size and four poster, plucked from Xander's
brain, was setting directly behind them waiting for
their use.
Comments 
25th-Mar-2007 11:34 am (UTC)
Yep, you were right B, definately getting more jealous of the little alien blighters. If only we could have Spike and the Xanpet for our sex ed teachers, hmmm *drools softly on keyboard*, lol.
Glad you're back dear, and hey at least you only lost your ass, I mean it could've been something really important like that scary and fascinating part of your brain that comes up with all this grand smut!
25th-Mar-2007 11:51 am (UTC)
S/X sex teachers? Oh God, and I am such a slow
learner. They would have to show us several
times then with a hands on demonstration before
I could get it.
Nope, I could never risk the brain. So far I have kept
it in pristine almost unused condition just in case
I really need it one day.
25th-Mar-2007 12:03 pm (UTC)
They would have to show us several
times then with a hands on demonstration before
I could get it.

Yeah, tell me about it and considering I've been in a same sex relationship for a couple years now, I'm realllllllllllly not sure I can remember how all those male bits work *snicker, snicker*. They'd have some major retraining to do with this student, lol.
25th-Mar-2007 12:53 pm (UTC)
I am in a combination of opposite and self
sex and not much of either, so a little
skip down memory lane would not be discouraged
especially with those two as tour guides.
25th-Mar-2007 12:48 pm (UTC)
"The future of all those sweet little alien butt babies is on our
shoulders, Spike We just can't let them down."


Thanks. It's been a gods awful coupla days and I needed the chuckle. Glad you're back.
25th-Mar-2007 12:55 pm (UTC)
Am actually glad to be back.
Know what you mean about a bad couple days.
I have a 15 year old that was up puking
every hour on the hour last night.
Stomach flu I think.
*So shares a mutual hug*
25th-Mar-2007 12:50 pm (UTC)
The future of all those sweet little alien butt babies is on our
shoulders"


ROFLMAO, i just love this, Spike and Xander teaching all the little alien virgins. Though if they wind up like your duo, they'll never get around to colonising anywhere, 'cos they'll be far too busy having the naked fun.
25th-Mar-2007 12:58 pm (UTC)
They may be more successful than they hoped.
Can you imagin a whole spaceship full of
wailing, wetting, butt baby aliens and no
Pampers on board? Uh oh, sounds like a sequel.
25th-Mar-2007 01:27 pm (UTC)
"The future of all those sweet little alien butt babies is on our
shoulders, Spike We just can't let them down."


I'd comment but I'm too busy rolling around on the floor giggling insanely... Your fics REALLY make my day!
25th-Mar-2007 01:32 pm (UTC)
Me and the butt babies are really happy
to have started your day off with a chuckle.
See you tomorrow.
26th-Mar-2007 08:23 am (UTC)
*snerk*
That's why we are here. To teach
them how to mate and save their population. This is probably
the most important thing we have ever done Spike.

We not only save them but also any humans they might
try to abduct in the future. Their orgasms lie in our
hands Spike."



Also loved the image of the aliens in the stands of the Colosseum.
26th-Mar-2007 08:32 am (UTC)
Just makes you wish you could be there to watch.
Or participate. :)
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