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Title:  Ride the Broom! 1/2
Series: Mischief and Porn: the Journals of Xander Harris
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: BtVS/Harry Potter.  Takes place after Season Five of Angel, and lives in it's own altered version of Year Eight in HP.  Just go with it, 'kay?  Also, pay no attention to the Season 8 comic.
Pairings: Spander, of course, references to established Faith/Andrew
Rating/Warnings:  Adult for the gay man on man loving! (yay!)
Prompt:  Harry Potter 'verse suggested by DOOMSDAYBRUNETTE at TtH
Summary: After pissing off all the slayers, Willow sends Spike and Xander on a trip to a school in Scotland.  Some of the students may never recover.
Teaser:   We only discovered the store a week ago, and since that time, the pranks we have pulled are mighty!  The best ones were when we turned Angel into a Canary, made Buffy puke during a meeting with the Prime Minister, and gave Faith a Ton-Tongue Toffee.  God, the only thing funnier than making someone lisp and mumble around their massively oversized tongue is when that person is mumbling and lisping with a Boston accent.
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss and Rowling; they were threatened with hot poker torture, chainsaws, and an exorcism. I now own all. Thank you. *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.
Previous Parts: Archived HERE
A/N:  Okay, so I wrote two stories about a terminally ill Xander being turned by Spike, and the zany whacky goodness that followed.  I posted this story on TtH, and I got some requets for more, and some suggestions for furture ideas.  Essentially, this is going to be Spike and Xander traveling, gettting into different fandoms, and having lots of the sex.

Story Here!

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