Series Title: This is Not a Trilogy
Authors: apreludetoanend and savoytruffle
Warnings: Excessive use of cultural references, both high and low brow.
Notes: This is a series of three different stories that do not follow upon each other, but rather share the same beginning, each veering off in a different direction. They are fun to read together for their similarities and differences, but any single story can stand alone. Our thanks to cordelianne for excellent beta reading. All mistakes are our own.
Summary: Xander gets called to the police station to pick up something he's lost. (I promise you, I'd give you more than that if I knew how. Follow us on faith?)
This is Not a Story
These are Not Enchildas
This is Not My Beautiful Wife
Or all three here or here.