
Title: If I Can’t Dance
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Chapter: 1 & 2 /?
Pairing: Spike/Xander
Rating: R
Word Count: Chapter One: 1,496, Chapter Two: 1,653
Summary: Set in season 5 and basically follows canon, although there will be twists and changes along the way. Chapter One begins shortly after "Buffy Vs Dracula" and Xander's line: "As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt-monkey!" Chapter Two takes place before and after "The Replacement."
Beer is definitely of the good. Beer makes the bad stuff seem all fuzzy.
Xander drinks some more beer and glances around the Bronze. It’s the usual Monday night deadness. Not actual dead people, just the not-many-people deadness.
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If I Can't Dance:
Chapter One
Chapter Two
All chapters can be found in memories here or tags here.