Title:  Not in So Many Words
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: BtVS, but pay no attention to the Season 8 comic.
Pairings: Spander, duh
Rating/Warnings:  Adult for the gay man on man loving! (yay!)
Prompt:  S/X, Deluge 
Summary: After returning from Africa, Xander gets stuck patrolling with Spike.  Things happen.
Teaser:   Damn it, it just wasn't fair; Spike looked all sleek and dangerous when wet, while Xander was fairly certain that he looked like a drowned rat… or perhaps a water buffalo.
Beta: The one, the only, the marvelous suki_blue.
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss; he was threatened with hot poker torture, chainsaws, and an exorcism. I now own all. Thank you. *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
A/N:  Written for the birthday of my new, lovely friend noandwhere.  Happy birthday, sweets!  It was originally posted so only she could see it, but now that it is beta'ed, I share with you all.
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Not In So Many Words