Title: Five Spander Stories I'm Not Writing
Rating: R
Words: 1096
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: Gross abuse of fandom cliches and kinks.
Summary: Five Spander Stories I'm Not Writing. At all. Ever. So hush.
Notes: Every cliche and kink is written with love, and tongue firmly in cheek. :D
Five Spander Stories I'm Not Writing