Orilon (ex_orilon) wrote in bloodclaim,

Fic: Golf N Stuff

Author: Orilon
Title: Golf N Stuff
Chapter: 1 of 1
Pairing: Spike/Xander
Rating: Between R and NC-17 for major innuendo
Feedback: Please
Concrit: Either email or comments
Disclaimer: Everything from Buffy the Vampire Slayer belongs to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy.
Warnings/Squicks: None
Summary: Xander forces Spike to go miniature golfing with him.

* Dirty part of Xander’s brain *

~ Clean part of his brain ~

"Why am I doing this again?" Spike asked as he and Xander waited in line to get golf clubs and scoring sheets.

"I could always call Dead boy and ask him to golf with me." Xander said, playing with Spike’s jealousy of his sire.

"Don’t you dare call my sire." Spike growled then groaned, realizing what Xander was doing.

"If you stop complaining then I won’t." Xander said just before stepping up to the desk to pay the twelve bucks for the two of them. He groaned at the colors of the balls he was given: Red and a god-awful orange.

"Red or orange?"he asked Spike.


Xander led the way to the left side of the two courses. Waiting behind a group of parents and small children, which takes a long time.

"Spike where are you, we’re up."

"Hold on. I’m washing my balls."

Xander blushed before turning around and seeing Spike running his ball through the ball cleaner in front ofthe first hole.

Spike chuckled at the look on his face. "You thought I meant something else, didn’t you pet?"

"For a moment, yes." Xander admitted.

Xander neatly knocked the ball into the hole on the first try. Spike hit it too hard and it bounced off the bunker and landed on the wrong side of the hole.

"You really whacked the hell out of that sucker." Xander commented. Spike leered at him before trying to hit it again.

"Damn, I missed the whole again." Spike complained when the ball bounced off the bunker again and landed on the other side.

"You’re hitting it too hard. Ease up on the vamp strength." Xander said before blushing at Spike’s leer.

Spike tried again and finally got it in the hole.

They moved on to the next hole; Xander got it in two tries and once again Spike hit it too hard.

"Lift your head and spread your legs." Xander said, trying to help.

"Propositioning me, pet?" Spike asked. * Oh hell yeah* the dirty side of Xander’s brain said. ~ No we are not. Girls are beautiful, not snarky vampires. ~ the straight side of his brain said.

"No, just giving advise so we’re not here all night."

Spike managed to get the ball in the hole after four tries.

"Dang, my shaft is bent." Spike said looking at his club.

"Probably from whacking it so hard." Xander said. *look at the size of his putter * Xander thought looking at Spike’s club for the first time. ~His golfclub~ protested the part of his mind refusing to admit Spike was hot. * the other one looks good too,especially in those tight jeans * Xander groaned. This was not the place for those types of thoughts.

He groaned again at Spike’s knowing smirk. He wanted to jump the vampire but knew the parents with the small kids in front of them probably wouldn’t appreciate two guys going at it behind them.

"Just turn your back and drop it. Can’t use it anyway." Xander advised. Wincing when Spike threw the club over the fence and heard the sound of breaking glass.

"Now how will I play?" Spike asked.

"We can share mine."

Xander felt a tingle go through his body when he touched Spike passing him the club. Spike still took 4 shots to get the ball in the whole. Xander did worse than before because his hormones were getting in the way of concentration.

"You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves something to be desired." Spike commented after Xander missed the hole, again.

"My hands are so sweaty, I can’t get a good grip." Xander said. * I don’t think I can walk now, much less finish the 18 holes. He’s got me too hot* ~Your fault for asking him in the first place ~ the straight side snarked.

As soon as they got back to the car, Xander jumped Spike.

Golf Challenge use all of the below in a S/X story.

10 Things in Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again

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