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April Fool's 
1st-Apr-2008 12:31 am
Choo-choo Pussy
This is just a short little Spandery reply to the April Fool's Day Challenge.

"Come on, Buffy, you gotta help me get them." Dawn whined. "This is gonna be the BEST prank ever."

"Nooo. I'm all good for a prank, but they'd both wanna kill you for that. I mean even at the best of times they can't stand each other. Willow help me out here. Tell Dawn all the ways this is wrong." Buffy ordered.

"I dunno, Buffy. It would be awfully funny. Oooh and they BOTH have it coming after that thing last month, with the face cream and the Glo-van droppings." Willow said with a thoughtful expression.

"Droppings... those were droppings? I put that stuff on my FACE! I am SO in." Buffy screeched.

"Great!" Dawn bounced before going back to laying out her plans. "So I figure Giles can stand for Xander, and I got Angel to agree to stand up for Spike."

"Wait... you got ANGEL in on this thing?" Buffy asked smirking. "Hell if you'd have said that in the first place..."

Dawn and Tara both looked confused at her then, but Willow grinned at her friend and quickly explained. "Neither of you ever saw Angel in a tux."

"Ohhh." They said together knowingly.


Several hours later

"So you guys totally have to act shocked when Angel says he though I was serious, and has actually married you guys. Otherwise, Buffy might realize the truth."

"No offense, Bit, but if tall dark and brooding is gonna be standing there in a tux, he could tell her he's Angelus again and he wants to be free to start a career as a lounge singer and she'd just smile and nod."

"Speaking of which, he is SO not singing at the wedding, no matter how much he begs." Xander said. "I've heard stories."

"I'm just sorry about the date." Willow said with a small smile.

"Hey, if it gets all my best friends to the wedding, without a certain blond friend staking my blond husband to be? I'll learn to live with telling everyone I got married on April Fool's Day."

EDIT: If anyone is interested I did a Xangel April Fool's ficlet here: http://community.livejournal.com/_xangel/181912.html
1st-Apr-2008 06:03 am (UTC)
There going to trick the boys into getting married on April Fools Day that should say something right there. *snickers*
1st-Apr-2008 06:07 am (UTC)
hehe actually they're just tricking Buffy into coming to the wedding, without staking one of the grooms. :)
1st-Apr-2008 06:38 am (UTC)
*giggles* That was funny.
1st-Apr-2008 06:45 am (UTC)
This was really nice! I liked it a lot.
1st-Apr-2008 04:51 pm (UTC)
Thanks :)
1st-Apr-2008 08:01 am (UTC)
LOL :)
1st-Apr-2008 08:52 am (UTC)
Oh I love it! What a bunch of sneaks! Buffy is going to fall *over*!

Meanwhile Dawn will be hiding all the weapons, heheheheh.

1st-Apr-2008 04:46 pm (UTC)
I figure things will get rough and Spike will figure out the wise maneuver is to shove a tux wearing Angel in front of her. ;)
1st-Apr-2008 09:05 am (UTC)
Very cute. Buffy won't figure it out for weeks.
1st-Apr-2008 04:48 pm (UTC)
Can't you just hear her now... "Hey... wait a minute... that was a real wedding, and you guys KNEW!"
1st-Apr-2008 01:46 pm (UTC)
hee! totally cute!!
1st-Apr-2008 04:49 pm (UTC)
Thanks :)
1st-Apr-2008 03:33 pm (UTC)
1st-Apr-2008 11:36 pm (UTC)
Started laughing about half way through and nearly hurt myself at the end. Excellent work.
2nd-Apr-2008 12:11 am (UTC)
Glad you enjoyed it.
2nd-Apr-2008 12:08 am (UTC)
Neat trick getting Buffy to the wedding. She's going to be too busy drooling over Angel in a tuxedo to even notice she's the one being pranked, right?
2nd-Apr-2008 12:10 am (UTC)
hehe Pretty much. The way I see it, every time she starts questioning something about the day, they throw Angel at her in that tux. By the time she comes round again she can't remember what the question was.
2nd-Apr-2008 03:00 am (UTC)
That was just lovely, had a pretty crummy April Fool's Day (my Grandpa's funeral) and that cheered me up
Poor Buffy When She Figures Out lol
3rd-Apr-2008 12:01 pm (UTC)
:d I like. Scheming!Dawn is awesome.

My mother actually did get married on April Fool's Day. It worked out: nineteen years as of two days ago.

3rd-Apr-2008 01:38 pm (UTC)
Very cool :) and yes Scheming!Dawn is all kinds of fun.
9th-Apr-2008 10:45 am (UTC)
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