April Fool's

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April Fool's

1st-Apr-2008 12:31 am

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50ftqueenie

This is just a short little Spandery reply to the April Fool's Day Challenge.

"Come on, Buffy, you gotta help me get them." Dawn whined. "This is gonna be the BEST prank ever."

"Nooo. I'm all good for a prank, but they'd both wanna kill you for that. I mean even at the best of times they can't stand each other. Willow help me out here. Tell Dawn all the ways this is wrong." Buffy ordered.

"I dunno, Buffy. It would be awfully funny. Oooh and they BOTH have it coming after that thing last month, with the face cream and the Glo-van droppings." Willow said with a thoughtful expression.

"Droppings... those were droppings? I put that stuff on my FACE! I am SO in." Buffy screeched.

"Great!" Dawn bounced before going back to laying out her plans. "So I figure Giles can stand for Xander, and I got Angel to agree to stand up for Spike."

"Wait... you got ANGEL in on this thing?" Buffy asked smirking. "Hell if you'd have said that in the first place..."

Dawn and Tara both looked confused at her then, but Willow grinned at her friend and quickly explained. "Neither of you ever saw Angel in a tux."

"Ohhh." They said together knowingly.

---

Several hours later

"So you guys totally have to act shocked when Angel says he though I was serious, and has actually married you guys. Otherwise, Buffy might realize the truth."

"No offense, Bit, but if tall dark and brooding is gonna be standing there in a tux, he could tell her he's Angelus again and he wants to be free to start a career as a lounge singer and she'd just smile and nod."

"Speaking of which, he is SO not singing at the wedding, no matter how much he begs." Xander said. "I've heard stories."

"I'm just sorry about the date." Willow said with a small smile.

"Hey, if it gets all my best friends to the wedding, without a certain blond friend staking my blond husband to be? I'll learn to live with telling everyone I got married on April Fool's Day."

EDIT: If anyone is interested I did a Xangel April Fool's ficlet here: http://community.livejournal.com/_xangel/181912.html

Mood:amused

Comments

1st-Apr-2008 06:03 am (UTC)

There going to trick the boys into getting married on April Fools Day that should say something right there. *snickers*

ladyvirgo1956

1st-Apr-2008 06:07 am (UTC)

hehe actually they're just tricking Buffy into coming to the wedding, without staking one of the grooms. :)

50ftqueenie

1st-Apr-2008 06:38 am (UTC)

*giggles* That was funny.

blaidd_drwg

1st-Apr-2008 06:45 am (UTC)

This was really nice! I liked it a lot.

alterian

1st-Apr-2008 04:51 pm (UTC)

Thanks :)

50ftqueenie

1st-Apr-2008 08:01 am (UTC)

LOL :)

devo79

1st-Apr-2008 08:52 am (UTC)

Oh I love it! What a bunch of sneaks! Buffy is going to fall *over*!

Meanwhile Dawn will be hiding all the weapons, heheheheh.

Sweet!

outsideth3box

1st-Apr-2008 04:46 pm (UTC)

I figure things will get rough and Spike will figure out the wise maneuver is to shove a tux wearing Angel in front of her. ;)

50ftqueenie

1st-Apr-2008 09:05 am (UTC)

Very cute. Buffy won't figure it out for weeks.

bmblbee

1st-Apr-2008 04:48 pm (UTC)

Can't you just hear her now... "Hey... wait a minute... that was a real wedding, and you guys KNEW!"

50ftqueenie

1st-Apr-2008 01:46 pm (UTC)

hee! totally cute!!

kargrif

1st-Apr-2008 04:49 pm (UTC)

Thanks :)

50ftqueenie

1st-Apr-2008 03:33 pm (UTC)

*snicker*

fanbot

1st-Apr-2008 11:36 pm (UTC)

Started laughing about half way through and nearly hurt myself at the end. Excellent work.

yanagi_wa

2nd-Apr-2008 12:11 am (UTC)

Glad you enjoyed it.

50ftqueenie

2nd-Apr-2008 12:08 am (UTC)

Neat trick getting Buffy to the wedding. She's going to be too busy drooling over Angel in a tuxedo to even notice she's the one being pranked, right?

brunettepet

2nd-Apr-2008 12:10 am (UTC)

hehe Pretty much. The way I see it, every time she starts questioning something about the day, they throw Angel at her in that tux. By the time she comes round again she can't remember what the question was.

50ftqueenie

2nd-Apr-2008 03:00 am (UTC)

That was just lovely, had a pretty crummy April Fool's Day (my Grandpa's funeral) and that cheered me up
Poor Buffy When She Figures Out lol