"Why the bloody hell not?"
"We moved away from L.A. for a reason, remember? I'm not shelling out for two international plane tickets - first class, since coach seats are, and I quote, 'too bloody cramped' - just so you can go shopping."
"But it's history! My favorite show is ending! Nine seasons, Xander, and I've watched every single sodding one. I deserve this!"
"You know they're not actually going to be selling the Timmy doll, right?"
"Tell you what - you go with me to both evening sales, and I'll go to Disneyland with you for two nights."
"...Fine. But you have to give me a blowjob while we go through It's A Small World."