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Head Of The Class 
8th-Sep-2008 04:38 am
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Head Of The Class

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Author: BmblBee
Paring: S/X HAU
Rating: Adult
Warning: Contains very adult content. Strong language
and sexual activity of the m/m nature.
Disclaimer: I tried to buy them but they apparently
aren't for sale so I own none of the products or characters
named in this story and make no money from it.

Summary: Kindergarten teacher Xander meets porn star Spike.

Additional notes: Along with the wonderful banner, a big thanks
to the brilliant Petxnd who encouraged me and offered plot
suggestions.








Due to the new state laws that prohibited smoking within public
buildings, the diner had a small garden area set up outside with
tables, chairs, and umbrellas for the customers that wanted
fresh air, sunshine and a place to puff away, filling their lungs
with carcinogens and poison gases.

Seeing Will look longingly at the patio, Xander spoke first.
"It really is too nice to be inside. Do you mind if we have our coffee
out here?"

Quickly, Will dropped gratefully down in a seat near the small
painted iron railing and started fishing for his cigarettes. All his
attention focused on the Marlboro he was shaking out of the small
paper pack.

"Thanks, Mate. You're a peach. I'm desperate for a fag between
my lips. Nasty habit that, but sometime you just have to have what you
have to have. Am I right?"

Xander froze, his blood forgot which was it was supposed to be flowing
and his brain sizzled like Will's sausage on the grill.
'Ack! Will's sausage.'

"Fag between your lips?"

Will looked up and frowned at the bizarre twitch in Xander's left cheek.
He shook his cigarette pack causing one white tube to pop up which
he held up as an offering.
"Fag?"

"OH. Fag. Cigarette. No. I don't smoke. Never started. Never had
a fag between my......."

Xander attempted to sit down, missed the seat of the chair, stumbled,
caught himself before his ass could hit the sidewalk, and found his
chair settling in with as much dignity as he felt he had left.

"You all right?"

Xander waved off the embarrassment and tried to slow his heartbeat.
He was rattled and acting like a teenager on his first date.
'NOT a date.'
He mentally reminded himself.

"Yeah, sun got in my eyes. I'm good."
Picking up the menu, Xander tried to refocus.
"So. See anything you want to eat?"

Spike choked. He had just sucked in a lung full of smoky heaven
when the question came out of nowhere, catching him off guard and
causing the smoke to shoot from his nose and mouth accompanied by a
strangled cough.

"Damn. Are you sure YOU smoke?"
Xander studied Will with concern. He had never done the Heimlich.
He wasn't even sure if you could do that when it was smoke you were
choking on. Of course, he could feign ignorance and just grab him from
behind. He might get two or three good squeezes before......

"Xander!"
"WHAT?"
"You were staring at me, looking all glazed over and such."
"Damn. Sorry. I'm not sure what is wrong with me today. Look, let's
just order and take a minute to recoup."

Will nodded his agreement. He dropped his cigarette to the cement
and ground it out with the toe of his shoe. After asking the waitress
for tea and coffee, the men took a few minutes of surprisingly
comfortable silence to gather their thoughts and just enjoy the
company.

When the waitress returned with their cups, Xander took a sip
of caffeinated pleasure and decided he was ready to give it another go.

"So, what do you do, Will?"
"Do?"
"Yeah, work."
"Oh, ah, well, like everyone in California, I suppose I see myself as
a bit of a thespian."
"Wow, an actor? Have you ever been in anything I would have seen?"

Will lifted his cup to his lips, taking his time to blow on the already cooled
liquid before taking a careful sip and swallow. He then smacked his lips and
set his cup back down on the saucer.

"Um, probably not. So far it has been mostly small parts. Independent
films. You know artsy type of stuff."
Xander nodded encouragingly.
"Well you know what they say. There are no little actors. Only little
parts. I'm sure you are plenty big."

"Well, I don't want to brag but...."

Xander took another sip then continued.
"I've heard acting can be rough. Lot's of stiff competition. Asshole
directors. I'm sure you have hard times in the beginning. Working
hand to mouth, to pay the bills, but you have to just hang in.
Stick it out. Never let them see you sweat. I would love to see
you in something. Imagine that. When you really do explode
onto the scene I can say I knew you when you were up and
coming."

Will was dumbstruck. Was Xander fucking with him? Did he know?
He felt like a rat that had been dropped. by the tail, into a maze.
He didn't know which way to go, how to get out or even if there
was any fucking cheese at the end.

"Scotty."
"What?"
"Scotty. You said he needed regimentation."

Xander again switched tracks and returned from horny dick sniffer to
dignified educator of impressionable minds.

"Regimentation? No, not exactly. I just believe that children that age,
especially hyperactive ones, benefit from a reliable schedule. They
need the security of know with a certainty that at a designated time
their supper will be ready, they are expected to do chores or
school work and at the same time every evening, they go to bed."

Will smiled, he agreed wholeheartedly and knew Scotty would gain
tremendously from that type of lifestyle.

"True. True. Unfortunately his mum is a bit scattered. A free spirit
so to speak. Willow means well, she just is overwhelmed at times.
Scotty was an unplanned surprise and, well, some women don't
take to motherhood as well as others."

Xander frowned. He didn't like the sound of that at all.
"He said she was sick. Is it anything serious?"

Suddenly, Will felt like he had already said too much.
"Na, touch of the flu is all."

Xander smiled before swallowing the last of his drink.
"Maybe she just needs a few pills."

Will snorted.
"No, I don't think that's what she needs at all."
Setting his cup down, Will decided they needed a change of tract.

"How about you? How did you get into teaching kindergarten?"

Xander beamed. He loved talking about his work but it was hard finding
someone who cared to listen.

"Well, school was always hard for me. To be honest, I hated it. After
high school I worked different jobs, fast food, construction, things like
that, but just didn't know what I wanted. Then, I got a job as a janitor
in the elementary school. That's when I knew. When I saw those little
faces, so open and eager to learn, I just knew I could make a difference.
So, I went back to school and this time I loved it."

Will was mesmerized. The sparkle and purity of spirit in the dark eyes
of the man across from him was stunning. Watching Xander's face as he
spoke of his life's calling was a thing of beauty. It was certainly a far cry
from the sleazy underground life of a porn star.

Any question as to whether or not Xander knew of Spike's porn occupation
was settled. Xander was completely innocent. His life had never been touched
by such depravity and corruption.

The contrast of Will's world and Xander's was like walking from the
darkness into the warm glow of the sun.
Comments 
8th-Sep-2008 09:48 am (UTC)
*gigglesnort*
That was fun
8th-Sep-2008 09:56 am (UTC)
These two always are.
8th-Sep-2008 09:54 am (UTC)
The contrast of Will's world and Xander's was like walking from the
darkness into the warm glow of the sun.


Awww. But I think Xander will surprise Wil with what he can understand.

Continuing to enjoy reading this.
8th-Sep-2008 09:57 am (UTC)
Glad you are still enjoying.
You're right. Xander is full of surprises, but so
is Spike.
8th-Sep-2008 12:12 pm (UTC)
Never started. Never had a fag between my......." Oh that is too funny. In fact that whole conversation was hilarious. What will Xander's reaction be when he finds out that Spike is a porn actor. Will his opinion change about him. They are so cute together each denying what they are. Attracted to each other.
8th-Sep-2008 04:24 pm (UTC)
Even in an HAU story, Xander is the master of babble.
They will only be able to fight the attraction for
a short time, then look out.
8th-Sep-2008 12:48 pm (UTC)
"I've heard acting can be rough. Lot's of stiff competition. Asshole
directors. I'm sure you have hard times in the beginning. Working
hand to mouth, to pay the bills, but you have to just hang in.
Stick it out. Never let them see you sweat. I would love to see
you in something. Imagine that. When you really do explode
onto the scene I can say I knew you when you were up and
coming."

Giggle snort!!!! I think you got it all in one paragraph.

I love this story! You´re the best, Bee! I had to put the laptop on the kitchen-table so I can read the new chapters first thing in the morning.
BIG danger of snorting tee over the keybord but I like to live dangerously...

The best bee-pic this summer for you: http://www.pbase.com/uih/image/102272293/original
8th-Sep-2008 04:29 pm (UTC)
OMG! That bee pic was magnificient! I put it on my computer for a wallpaper. Thank you.
I'm glad you are enjoying the story. These two are lost, but you know they will stumble around till they fall together.
8th-Sep-2008 06:38 pm (UTC)
Hee!! I SPECIALLY love the falling part!!
I hope they fall soon, and hard,and a lot of times...

And the best bee for the best bmblebee there is!!

I can mail you the HUGE version if you like? Like 4288x 2848 pixels. I´m planning to make a big poster of it some time.
8th-Sep-2008 01:05 pm (UTC)
Ugh! It started so funny and then went to angst city!!!!!!!! My gods Bee it was beautiful! And that last line... made the Mys all teary-eyed. *sniffles*
Now then, if Will will just let Xan give him a piece of that sunlight, that warmth... *sniffles again*
-aren't ya proud, Mys managed not to turn that last statement into something uncouth, no mentioning of penetrating rays, or shafts of warm heaven wiggling into darkened crevasses. *G*
See Mys doesn't ALWAYS have smut on the brain!
8th-Sep-2008 04:31 pm (UTC)
Well, that's a shame cause the Bee had smut on the brain
when she wrote it and when she read the Mys's comment.
It was pretty much smut all around.
8th-Sep-2008 02:01 pm (UTC)
lmao! talk about innuendo! hee, such innocent little phrases by themselves...but together...and with Spike...damn! great update!
8th-Sep-2008 04:33 pm (UTC)
Thanks. Will was just reading more into Xander's innocent comments than were intended. Just goes to show, no one can babble like Xander.
8th-Sep-2008 02:42 pm (UTC)
Love the puns that Xander inadvertedly added to their conversation. Spike should have been wigged, thinking that Xander was onlt him, or something.

At least they are *really* hot for each other.

*g*
8th-Sep-2008 04:38 pm (UTC)
It is an attraction that neither of them can ignore.
They will not be happy to just end the meeting and walk away from each other. Future plans are on the table.
8th-Sep-2008 03:01 pm (UTC)
Ah Spike, Spike, Spike.
And I can see Xander beaming literally.
I love how you describe your characters,
makes me love them more.

8th-Sep-2008 04:41 pm (UTC)
I try to describe them as I see them in my head and hope that makes
them real to people who read. Characters that have no personality
or quirks are hard to sympathize with.
These two are lit up with their attraction and it is about
to turn into a blaze.
8th-Sep-2008 07:12 pm (UTC)
I'm just so enjoying this story, and this was a really funny chapter. I can really picture the whole interaction in my head.
8th-Sep-2008 07:32 pm (UTC)
If a reader can visualize the story, that is the
nicest compliment a writer can get.
I'm so glad you are enjoying it.
8th-Sep-2008 10:00 pm (UTC)
Very, very funny chapter. Spike is just going to have to learn to not eat or drink anything while talking with Xander. He is liable to have a choking/coughing fit if he does. And smoking! Definitely not that either. Hee hee.

Xander is such an innocent. Lovely. How he got into teaching was just so good. Sigh.

Now, if the two boys can get their heads together (I mean the ones on the top of their shoulders) and try and work out a way for Scotty to be better cared for, that would be good. Of course, their other heads should get together, too. LOL.

Eagerly waiting for the next chappie.

Cathy

BTW how's 'Punkin? He back at work happily yet? Or still moaning?
8th-Sep-2008 10:04 pm (UTC)
Punkin' is back to work but pissing and moaning about it. The key words are 'back to work' That translates to a very happy Bee.

Well, they can't sit there and drink tea and flirt all afternoon so I suppose one of them is just going to have to ask the other out on a straight, not-a-real-date. I'm sure things would go very well.
8th-Sep-2008 10:40 pm (UTC)
This was the best. From their remarks and glazed looks at each other, and prime Xander babble (fag between the lips, up and coming actor)to him telling Spike the reason he wanted to become a teacher. It was sexy and I laughed my way thru it. I can so see them coming together soon.
8th-Sep-2008 11:11 pm (UTC)
They are just now starting to do the tap dance around each other that will lead them to the happy ending they both need in their lives.
All they need now is some more time together and don't forget
you still have a small part in this story.
9th-Sep-2008 12:22 am (UTC)
Hee hee! Fag between his lips!

I love it! Fun chapter.
9th-Sep-2008 12:26 am (UTC)
These two are totally lost. It is going to take some work
to get them together.
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