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Head Of The Class 
11th-Sep-2008 04:49 am
Head Of The Class

Author: BmblBee
Paring: S/X HAU
Rating: Adult
Warning: Contains very adult content. Strong language
and sexual activity of the m/m nature.
Disclaimer: I tried to buy them but they apparently
aren't for sale so I own none of the products or characters
named in this story and make no money from it.

Summary: Kindergarten teacher Xander meets porn star Spike.

Additional notes: Along with the wonderful banner, a big thanks
to the brilliant Petxnd who encouraged me and offered plot

Buddy, bro, pal, chum. Each time Xander drove around Will's
block he passed the time thinking of as many words for platonic
friend that he could come up with.

At least an hour early, he didn't want to appear too eager by
showing up on the door step looking pathetic or needy.
He had, therefore, chosen to pass the time by driving round and
round the block playing mind games with himself.

He had logged at least six different state license plates, spotted
items on the street that started with almost all the letters of the
alphabet and explained to the nice policeman that no, he was
not lost or stalking anyone, just enjoying an evening drive.

After running a license plate check and an SSN, it was decided
that there were no orders of protection against Xander and he
was probably not dangerous.

When the officer finally gave him back his papers, Xander was
delighted to see that it had used up his last half an hour and he
was right on time. Parking at the curb, he waved as Officer Bryan
drove by again and he skipped in the front door.

The napkin listed apartment 4B as Will's so Xander took the
elevator. He quickly found the door and aimed his finger to jab
at the bell, but stopped. Several questions he hadn't considered,
suddenly came to mind.

'What if Will doesn't live alone? What if he lives with a woman?
SHIT! Does Scotty and his mother live here? How fucking 'special'
is their relationship?'

Taking a step back, Xander's confidence melted away like an
iceberg in the desert. Pacing up and down the plush, carpeted
hallway, Xander began harshly whispering.

"So what? It's not like this is a date. Nope, no datage here.
Just a couple 'o buddies seeing a flick and maybe tossing back beer
or two. No bed action. No kissing. No rutting. FUCK! Why
did I think that?"

Quickly he looked down at the twitch in his trousers and he pointed
at the offending appendage.
"Stop that! I gave you a quicky. Now go back to sleep!"

Immediately, Xander closed his eyes. He held his palms out and
slowly lowered them as he blew out his breath, chanting,
"Ohmmmmmmm. Ohmmmmmmmm"

Spike paced around his apartment, muttering,
"Mates, buddy, amigo, comrade. Yep, there are lots of different
ways to have a male friend. It's easy. We share good times, an ale,
maybe a pat on the back. We do NOT share bodily fluids. Cool.
I can do that."

Will looked at the large round clock that hung on the wall.
"Where the fuck is he? Oh, my, God! Have I been stood up?
He's not coming. So what. Who gives a fuck. Not like it was a
date or anything. Shit, he could have at least have called. Got
other things I could have done tonight. Like....like...Well, shit, he
could have called."

Just as Will was about to go take off his dress clothes, the bell rang.
He spun on his heels and looked at the door as though he had never
seen anything as strange in his life.

"Am I early?"
"No, I thought you were late, but I guess you're right on time."
"Yeah. Um, can I come in?"

Immediately Will stepped aside.
"Oh, sure, yeah, come in."

Xander looked all around, impressed. The apartment was really
nice. It was clean, spacious, and very nicely decorated. It again
made Xander wonder if there was a woman here overseeing the

"Hey, really great place. You, ah, live here alone?"

Will hustled around grabbing his keys, his wallet and his cell phone.
"Yeah, tried having a flatmate a couple years ago and found that I
am apparently a bastard to live with."

Xander laughed and relaxed considerably.
"Well, that's a shame. Maybe you just haven't found the right man yet."

The last of the comment froze on Xander's tongue as the two men
blinked and stared at each other.
Finally, Will cleared his throat and reached for the door.

"Well, guess I'll never know. Like the single life. So, we ready to go?
The theatre is just down the street. Parking is a bitch so we might as
well walk."

Xander nodded, still felling the warmth of the blush of embarrassment
just below his skin.

Once out in the cool early evening air both men relaxed as a light
breeze floated through them, taking all stress and awkwardness with it.
They fell into step together and a companionable silence. The connection
they had each felt that afternoon returned.

"F. Fire hydrant."

Will turned to look at the man at his side, confused.

Xander laughed.
"Sorry. It is a school game. Find an object that starts with a letter of the
alphabet. You can't use a letter that has already been used."

Will didn't answer and Xander was beginning to regret sounding like an idiot
when Will finally spoke.

"C. Cat licking it's balls."

Xander roared with laughter, scaring the cat and tossing down the challenge.

"T. Tree."
"B. Bum pissing in the alley."
"S. Sack of fast food trash"
"J. Jeep running a redlight."

On and on the game went as the men laughed and tried to outdo the
other with more and more outrageous, but legitimate items. Finally,
Will stopped walking.

"S. Sold out."

Quickly Xander pointed his finger.
"HA! I win. S was already used."

Will shook his head.
"No, I mean sold out. Look. The movie is sold out."

Xander spun around to see the huge red sign in the theatre window.
Will was right and it looked like their evening was over before it started.
11th-Sep-2008 09:00 am (UTC)
I loved Xander driving on circles for an hour, because he *didn't* want to appear desperate.

The movie is sold out. How shall they pass the time? *hint, hint*
11th-Sep-2008 09:09 am (UTC)
Now they have to come up with something totally new and
innocent to do. I see danger ahead.
11th-Sep-2008 09:05 am (UTC)
Aww, guess they'kl just have to skip the flick , go out for a late dinner and head back in to watch some good ol' fashion telly while trying to remove ech others tonsils and or brians therough thier penises... Yes, Mys can work with that, lol.
Oh shush, let the crazy woman dream, lol.
11th-Sep-2008 09:12 am (UTC)
Don't worry. Their evening is far from over.
Even though their original plan fell through, Will can come up with another one.
After all where there's a Will there's a way.
Hahahahah. That was a good one.
11th-Sep-2008 09:48 am (UTC)
Loved the random "F. Fire Hydrant"

So cute :D
11th-Sep-2008 10:26 am (UTC)
Just the type of game an innocent kindergarten teacher would play. Hope Will doesn't corrupt him by teaching him different games.
11th-Sep-2008 10:33 am (UTC)
No movie for them tonight. Whatever else will they do...

This is really fun. Looking forward to tomorrow morning's chapter.
11th-Sep-2008 10:38 am (UTC)
I'm sure they can think of something to do.
Of course, Xander hasn't had anything to eat all
afternoon so I sure hope it doesn't involve alcohol.
11th-Sep-2008 12:43 pm (UTC)
hmmmm, they could play yatzee, or chutes and ladders...or strip poker, lol, loved this one! so cute on both their parts!
11th-Sep-2008 12:54 pm (UTC)
I was thinking Hide and Seek or naked Twister.
I guess we will have to see what they come up with.
11th-Sep-2008 02:30 pm (UTC)
*coughs* Bee is evilly good. Now I can't wait to see what our boys will do next.

11th-Sep-2008 02:40 pm (UTC)
Maybe they will go to the library and read a good book. Maybe they will shake hands and go their separate ways. Maybe Will can come up with something else.
11th-Sep-2008 02:46 pm (UTC)
Heh. This was just cute enough to stop me from killing my roommate. I loved it!
11th-Sep-2008 03:02 pm (UTC)
Damn. You could have been on court TV.
11th-Sep-2008 04:12 pm (UTC)
She said I type too loud at 4 AM...So it would be justifiable homicide. She came between me and my computer.
11th-Sep-2008 04:43 pm (UTC)
11th-Sep-2008 04:58 pm (UTC)
So since the movie is sold out now what are they going to do on their non-date. I loved a nervous Xandeer and Will thinking he got stood up. The one statement Xander made about Will not finding the right guy to share his apartment floored the both of them especially Xander who felt his mouth got carried away with him again.
11th-Sep-2008 07:13 pm (UTC)
Now they are both thrown off guard. Their plans are out
the window and they have to come up with a new idea.
I don't think that will be a problem.
11th-Sep-2008 09:31 pm (UTC)
So no movie for them. What will Spike think of to save their "date"? Booze, food or something totally different? And loved the alphabet game they were playing. Totally in keeping with Xander's job. Just great.
11th-Sep-2008 09:53 pm (UTC)
Xander has not had anything to eat and he is not
much of a drinker anyway. Going to a bar would
probably be a bad idea. He would get drunk very
quickly then what would Will do with him?
12th-Sep-2008 12:20 am (UTC)
Hmm, going to a bar because the movie was sold out? Oh, what a wonderful idea. Drunk men letting out all their secrets. LOL.

Loved this chapter, Bee. Both so nervous, both not wanting to appear to eager. So loved Xander's slip of the tongue about a roommate for Spike. Floored both of them, that's for sure. And neither seemed to pick up that Spike didn't deny his interest in men.

So looking forward to the next chapter.

12th-Sep-2008 12:41 am (UTC)
The big date is off and running. Both of them are
delighted to be together but still not ready to
compare gay notes. So what stupid things will they do
in denial. And what happens when they both drink too much?
12th-Sep-2008 12:59 am (UTC)
dang, poor guys whatever shall they do now lol
12th-Sep-2008 09:53 am (UTC)
I just can't imagine.
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