Head Of The Class
Paring: S/X HAU
Warning: Contains very adult content. Strong language
and sexual activity of the m/m nature.
Disclaimer: I tried to buy them but they apparently
aren't for sale so I own none of the products or characters
named in this story and make no money from it.
Summary: Kindergarten teacher Xander meets porn star Spike.
Additional notes: Along with the wonderful banner, a big thanks
to the brilliant Petxnd who encouraged me and offered plot
Something had changed.
The bar was still packed with a hoard of people laughing, drinking and
conversing happily. The music, loud and now fast, played on and the
two strange women still clung tightly to their respective dance partners
with a possessive iron grip.
Clumped closely together, the four made their way through the
movement of the dance floor back to their table, but two of them
now felt the night had shifted and transformed.
The ions in the atmosphere had slid and despite their levels
of inebriation, or possibly because of it, both men were acutely
aware that a new vibration was in the air.
They couldn't keep their eyes off each other.
The women with them nattered on unceasingly about their hair,
the heat in the room and the skanky outfits of the others on the dance
floor but the comments came across as mosquito buzzing around
the outer shell of the men's ears.
Reclaiming their table, the four sat down. Gracie wanted another
drink. Melanie needed to go to the bathroom. The men wanted.....
"Come on Gracie. Go with me. Spike can get us another drink
while we are gone then we can all dance some more."
The two women looked at Spike and waited for confirmation.
Luckily, just enough of her whinning has seeped into his brain
that he was ready with an answer.
"What? Oh, sure thing Love. Have at it and we will take care of
the refreshments. Isn't that right, Xan."
Xander shook his head. What had Will asked him? His ability
to comprehend was gone. He felt strange, as though he were
suddenly on a different planet.
An astronaut who had landed on the planet William. He was dizzy
and light headed from the lack of oxygen and he couldn't speak the
language. Still, he knew this strange world could be paradise and
he would gladly live here forever.
Blinking, he tried to clear his head. He could hear the women
laughing. One said words like 'bathroom' and 'together'.
He tipped his head slightly. Will was telling them they would
buy more beer. Xander's stomach rolled. He did NOT want
"Come on, Love. Get up."
Will had Xander by the arm and was pulling him to his feet. Xander stood,
but the change in altitude made him dizzy and he nearly fell back. Will
chuckled and tightened his grip.
"Oh, no you don't. You need to get up, Pet. The skanks will
return soon and we need to be out of here before they do."
Xander stared into the blue eyes and he smiled. He still couldn't
understand the language this beautiful alien spoke, but Xander knew
he would follow him anywhere. It was a situation made easier by
the fact that Xander's cock had been hard as a rock ever since the
dance floor and apparently Will was steady North.
Once up and fairly balanced, Will stepped behind Xander and placed
his hands on the larger man's hips steering him toward the door.
Several of the patrons they passed laughed at the sight.
One man, tall and drunk, an obvious erection pointing straight ahead,
while the shorter, lighter, steered from behind.
Will smiled and waved as they passed.
Once outside, a blast of cool autumn air slapped Xander in the face
with a shock of oxygen. He threw his head back and sucked it all
in as every inch of his body tingled. His head was swimming,
and his mouth tasted like cotton. His arms and legs were made of
lead and his stomach regretted everything he had foolishly put in it.
But the worst, the worst was his bladder.
"I gotta pee. We gotta go back in there so's I can pee."
Xander turned back toward the bar and Will laughed, quickly tugging
on Xander's arm to stop him.
"No! The evil skank monsters are in there and they might eat us up
if we go back. Come on. I'll stand guard. We can slip in to this alley.
No one will see you."
Xander frowned. He remembered telling someone that peeing outside
was a no no but he did not want to be eaten by a skank monster.
He immediately threw his arms around Will's neck.
"Don't let 'em get me, Will. I don't like the skank monsters. I
like you better. If anybody eats me up I want it to be you."
Will wrapped his own arms tightly around his companion and, for
just a minute, allowed himself to believe. The arms that embraced
him were strong, warm, and felt like heaven. Will took a deep
breath, his nostrils flairing and filling with the scent of alcohol,
after shave and sweet kindergarten teacher.
When he felt like he had taken enough, Will gently pried Xander's
arms off and dragged him toward the alley. Xander went willingly.
He trusted Will completely. He would follow him anywhere.
Ducking in to the dark and around the side of a dumpster, Will
glanced back toward the mouth of the alley and waited till it appeared
"O.k, Love, let it fly."
Xander swayed and fumbled with the complicated mechanism that was
his fly. His hands were confounded and he swore to personally beat to
death the genius who had invented such an impossible contraption.
Xander whined, his hands hanging limply at his sides.
"Oh, for pete's sake. Come here, Pet."
Xander stood happily, like one of his 5 year olds, his hips canted
forward while Will unsnapped and unzipped his jeans with ease.
When he looked up at the puppy pout on Xander's face, Will groaned
and reached in.
Tugging all that man meat out of confinement was not easy task.
Will wrestled and worked until finally a huge slab of thick round cock
popped out and lay, heavy in his hand.
"Good grief, Xan. What the fuck?"
Xander snickered. He was drunk, very drunk, but not as out of it as he
pretended and although his full bladder was straining and painful, thanks
to Will's cool grip, pissing may take a little longer than anticipated.
Xander didn't mind.
"That, my friend, is the family inheritance. If you keep digging,
I also have the crown jewels to go with it."