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Wishes and Wants 
7th-Jan-2009 04:41 am
Title: Wishes and Wants.

Author: BmblBee
Paring: S/X
Rating: Very NC17!
Disclaimer: I own none of the characters, products or articles
mentioned in this story and gain no monetary profit from it.

Willow and Buffy are feeling guilty about their fake gift and are concerned
they haven't heard from Xander in days. When they check on him, they
find him with Spike. In shock, they decide to do a real spell to give their
friend his hearts desire, hoping he will dump Spike.

Warning: This story is a pointless, spornographic bit of fantasy, fluff and
sex. The author does NOT endorse the bizarre sexual techniques or
situations this story contains. (O.k., some of them are......never mind)

As always, full credit to the talented Petxnd who puts wonderful visuals to
my words and brings the stories alive.

The land they now found themselves on consisted of a narrow sandy beach
on the shore of the vast, dark ocean they had just survived. Beyond that
was an undetermined expanse of deep woods.

Xander's body slowly recovered from the stress of the panic, the odd sex
and the strain to his arms and back. When he looked into the darkness of
the night, he was startled by the glow and beauty of his vampire who stood
on the shore. His pale, glorious body now pock marked with huge, red
sucker bites.


Spike flinched. His sense of survival immediately began cataloging his possible
responses and he settled on insulted, maybe tossing in a touch of outrage
at the accusing tone in Xander's voice, though all he had done was clear
his throat.

When he spun around and saw his pet leaning against a huge maple tree,
his arms crossed over his bare chest, Spike crumbled.
"Look, Love, it isn't what you think. Cocky just remembered me from
all those years ago and he..."

"Save it, Spike. Damn, looks like this is your fantasy night instead of mine."

Before Spike could stop himself, a giggle escaped his lips and ruined the
sincere air of regret he was trying to display.

"No, no, Love. You have it all wrong. I was saving you. I was....."
"Shut up, Spike!"
"Xander, love, please, don't be mad. You know...."
"NO, SPIKE, SHUT UP! Listen!"

Spike rubbed a cool hand over a particularly sore spot on his left ass cheek
as he tipped his head listening for whatever his pet thought he heard.
Just as he was beginning to be convinced that it was only the sounds of the
wind in the trees, or what ever strange animals may inhabit this bizarre
island, he heard.

Spike took a step forward.
"Shh. I think...... is that....?"

Xander eased over to Spike's side as though their four ears together could
detect more than each of them separately, and just maybe it worked.

"There! There it is again. Did you hear...."
"Of course I did. Vampire ears, Love."
"Pointy and batlike?"

Spike snickered at Xander's insult. There was no heat or anger behind it
and Spike knew he had been forgiven for his little fish finding stunt.

"Come on!"
Xander grabbed Spike's hand and began tugging him forward through the
dense, darkness of the woods. Spike stood his ground.

"Are you crazy? You want to rush off into the unknown just because you
think you can hear......."

"It's a circus, Spike! That's a pipe organ! The hollow, tooting, musical
sounds of a circus, a fair, a carnival. I LOVE A CARNIVAL!"

Spike groaned, but allowed himself to be pulled into the thicket of trees.
"Why am I not surprised."

Together, hand in hand and still buck ass naked, the two men dove into
the woods. They followed a sound that grew ever louder with each step
carefully covering their privates protectively against the snap of wayward
branches, twigs, and possible poison ivy.

Before they had gone more than a quarter mile, the illusionary forest had
miraculously fallen away, transforming itself into a vast open clearing, easily
the size of three football fields.

It was an explosion of color, sound, people, activity and pure adolescent
happiness. The shouts of people laughing and yelling were matched
by the music of the Tilt-A-Whirl, the Materhorn, and other stomach
wrenching rides.

The smells for Xander, were cotton candy, roasting peanuts and hot
sausage sandwiches simmering in mounds of onions and hot spicy
peppers. For Spike, the odors were all that, combined with the heavenly
smell of humanity. Sweat, pheromones and blood boiling just under the
surface of the skin.
He had to admit, his boy had done good on this one.

Spike slid his arm around Xander's bare waist, no longer concerned
with their nudity. The mall had proven that was a moot point. Now,
he could detect the changes in his companion as Xander's heart beat
quickened and his breathing escalated with excitement.

"Oh my God, Spike! The girls are the best! They hit this nail right on
the head with this wish! I LOVE it! When I was younger, my folks never
allowed me to go cause it cost too much and when I got older, the traveling
shows blacklisted Sunnydale, you know, hellmouth and all. Come on, let's
see what all is here."

Xander jerked on Spike's arm, dragging the reluctant vampire forward.
"Wait, Xan, just remember, this isn't real and some of your wishes haven't
turned out so well."

"Pfft. Hurry up, old man! What could possibly go wrong?"
Spike's eyes grew huge in horror. Had the boy not learned anything?
How could such a foolish statement have come from those luscious, full
tempting lips? Before he had the chance to admonish him, they found
themselves standing, barefoot on the soft layer of sawdust as the colored
lights and barkers drew them in.

"Yo, yo, yo! Come one come all! Step right up and see the wonders of
the world! All here! All now! Ride the rides! See the shows! Play the games
and win a prize! Everyone welcome! Humans and vampires alike!"

Spike thought the last line shouted by the huge man standing at the gate
seemed a bit on the odd side, but what the hell, these traveling shows
probably did cater to all sorts of species.

Rushing forward, Xander suddenly stopped at the admissions booth and
patted his bare butt. No wallet. No pockets. No pants. He frowned in
disappointment but the barker merely smiled and waved them in, calling
after them,

"Step on in, gentlemen. Everything for you is free to get in and only
you can pay the price to get out."

"Yeah! Wow, you hear that Spike? Everything is free. Let's go!"

Spike paused and twitched.

"Wait, Love, what did he mean by only you...."
But it was too late, Xander had already crossed the line and was rushing
toward the game booths and food carts where the next two hours were
spent riding the rides and eating all sorts of sugary, candy coated fruits and
hot steamy meats.
Spike had to admit, the girls had done a great job on this wish.

Before long, however, he couldn't help but notice Xander was slowing
down. The evening had been thrilling but exhausting. Spike was beginning
to think they had had enough. It was time to go home.
That's when it started to dawn on him. There were no exits.

"Um, Xan, Love."
"Just wondering, Pet, how the hell do we get out of here?"

Xander dropped his cotton candy horn into the trash can and, as he licked
his fingers, turned his body calmly in a full 360o. He frowned, paused, then
did it again.

"Uh oh."

Spike nodded and sighed. He knew this had gone too smoothly.
7th-Jan-2009 12:18 pm (UTC)
Poor Xan, he can't manage to stay angry with Spike for long. What's the betting the price for getting out invloves acts of a sexual nature. Lovely, atmopheric writing, not to mention hilarious!
7th-Jan-2009 12:39 pm (UTC)
Thanks Sweety,
How could Xander expect Spike to be anything but what he is?
And, of course this will require some odd sexual activity
in order to get out.
7th-Jan-2009 12:31 pm (UTC)
Oh Bee, Mys hopes you don't mind but she damn near spewed at that, considering... *sputter*

And ya know Mys can't help but wonder if the carny's named "Cooger and Dark's Pandemonium Shadow Show," lol.
Beautiful, sweetie just beautiful!
7th-Jan-2009 12:45 pm (UTC)
You know it was one of those wild coincidences! I had already
written this when you and I discussed the other.

Each of my stories have a reference to another so maybe
this will be the one for 'Carnivale Mystique'.
7th-Jan-2009 12:49 pm (UTC)
Lol, yeah, I remembered you said something about the one you were working on or had just finished had a carny in it. Mys had forgotten that until she read this chappy. Are you sure our brains aren't attached, or what was that you told me about last year 'possum link or some such, lol.
7th-Jan-2009 12:55 pm (UTC)
The scientific term is 'long distance o'possum mind link'
7th-Jan-2009 01:55 pm (UTC)
I lIke a Carnival the same as the next person. But too get stuck in one *shivers* How are they going to get out of this obe. Maybe put on a show of kinky sex. Everytime it looks like something is going rught something goes wrong. Whats next Bee.
7th-Jan-2009 08:51 pm (UTC)
You know it is going to involve some sort of odd sex in order for
them to get out.
7th-Jan-2009 02:07 pm (UTC)
hee, everything has a price...i'm sure it will be something kinky, lmao, great update!
7th-Jan-2009 08:51 pm (UTC)
Kinky is pretty much a given.
7th-Jan-2009 08:04 pm (UTC)
LOL, the carnivals may have blacklisted the Hellmouth, but Xander is still getting a Hellmouth style carnival. Take the boy out of the hellmouth...., heh.
7th-Jan-2009 09:11 pm (UTC)
It will be more Hellmouthy than you think.
7th-Jan-2009 08:18 pm (UTC)
Hmm. Now, how are they going to get out? Probably by doing something kinky probably.
7th-Jan-2009 09:12 pm (UTC)
I think, considering the story so far, I would put my money on smutty.
7th-Jan-2009 09:01 pm (UTC)
Well, at least Xander had two hours of pure fun. Now, though, he's realised that things are going his usual way. Bad. Sigh. Just what will Spike come up with to get them out of there? Sex on the roller coaster? Sex covered in cotton candy.....mmmmm.? Sex......well, that is just a given.

Absolutely love this story.

7th-Jan-2009 09:13 pm (UTC)
Glad you are enjoying. Actually, the choice will not be Spike's but, yes there will be kink.
7th-Jan-2009 09:23 pm (UTC)
Whhhhhhhhhhhheeee I'm back.............And just when you thought it was safe! My honey has pracitced the Heimilich maneuver.......... Me I can't even spell it without help,so we're all good! I missed yesterday cos I was really busy, so I got to read two chapters today! OMG tentacle sex....Very popular in Japan so I understand and with Spike apprently! A canival...... I LOVE carnivals. Hopefully finding the exit will involve some hot sex. It might be just me, but I really don't see anything too bad happening to our intrepid pair of heroes. *Hugs*
7th-Jan-2009 10:15 pm (UTC)
So your honey was practicing the Heimlich? On you?
Were you even choking? Oh, never mind, I'll just be jealous.

You are right, nothing too bad can happen to our boys, and
yes, it is almost a sure thing that the way out of the carnival
will involve some sort of odd sexual activity.

You like carnivals? That's good. The next story is a dark,
vampire tale of a traveling carnival that suddenly appears in Sunnydale.
Of course a young innocent Xander is intrigued.
7th-Jan-2009 11:18 pm (UTC)
Hihi, I love how fast Xander has forgotten Spike (forgive??? Hm, right time in those language?) Well, but Xander reminds me to me. My day was very bad and it's always Murphy's Law. As like as happens to Xander every time. Thank you for the exciting update. I liked and enjoyed it and I really want to know how they will get out there. *jawn* *grabBeedoll*

Good night (here it is 0.14 a.m). I have to go to bed. Beedoll is nearly asleep. *jawn*

Than .... *snore,snore,snore*
8th-Jan-2009 01:15 am (UTC)
And tomorrow we find out what sexual price is to be paid for them to exit the fair? Knowing the Bee, it will have a kink to it, right?
8th-Jan-2009 09:45 am (UTC)
I think I am one chapter ahead of myself. Tomorrow is more carnival but they won't actually get out till the next one. But, yes, it will involve sex.
8th-Jan-2009 05:02 am (UTC)
This comment I wanted to post 5 hours and 45 minutes ago: Well as like as my whole day yesterday I wasn't able to do a thing right. So you will get it now:

Hihi, I love how fast Xander has forgotten Spike (forgive??? Hm, right time in those language?) Well, but Xander reminds me to me. My day was very bad and it's always Murphy's Law. As like as happens to Xander every time. Thank you for the exciting update. I liked and enjoyed it and I really want to know how they will get out there. *jawn* *grabBeedoll*

Good night (here it is 0.14 a.m). I have to go to bed. Beedoll is nearly asleep. *jawn*

Than .... *snore,snore,snore*
8th-Jan-2009 09:44 am (UTC)
*Bee wraps her wings around you and tucks you in*

Good night Sweety and beedoll.
8th-Jan-2009 06:23 am (UTC)
"Cocky just remembered me from all those years ago.." *snort*

Poor Xander obviously hasn't figured out that if it seems to good to be true, it probably is. "What could possibly go wrong?" *cuffs Xander upside the head*
8th-Jan-2009 09:42 am (UTC)
You don't have to live on the hellmouth to know just saying that is a jinz.
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