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Wishes and Wants 
13th-Jan-2009 04:30 am
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Title: Wishes and Wants.
15/23

Author: BmblBee
Paring: S/X
Rating: Very NC17!
Disclaimer: I own none of the characters, products or articles
mentioned in this story and gain no monetary profit from it.

Willow and Buffy are feeling guilty about their fake gift and are concerned
they haven't heard from Xander in days. When they check on him, they
find him with Spike. In shock, they decide to do a real spell to give their
friend his hearts desire, hoping he will dump Spike.

Warning: This story is a pointless, spornographic bit of fantasy, fluff and
sex. The author does NOT endorse the bizarre sexual techniques or
situations this story contains. (O.k., some of them are......never mind)




As always, full credit to the talented Petxnd who puts wonderful visuals to
my words and brings the stories alive.


Although not yet ready to panic, Spike was starting to become slightly
concerned. He knew instinctively that there was enough reality in this
bizarre situation that a sunrise, even here in the land of Xander's Oz, would
fry the fur from his feline fanny and turn the vampire to dust.

Whatever his feminine lover had in mind as a way to get them home,
he better kick it into action soon.

"Xan, Love..."

"I know, Spike, I can sense it too. If only I could run faster. I'm sure we
are close, but I am so slow on these stupid little girl feet."

Immediately, Spike's eyes lit up. 'FEET' Of course! That was the answer.
With no hesitation, Spike threw his head back and let out a lion's roar that
left no doubt as to who the king of this jungle was. He then dropped all
four paws to the ground, his tail swishing madly and his main bristling
around his face like a frame.

"Climb on, Love. Hurry. Let's go!"

Quickly, Xander threw a slim, Dorothy leg over and settled on the lion's
back. Her legs clamped around the thick, powerful body and the soft
fur rubbed wonderfully against Xander's naked crotch. She grabbed handfuls
of coarse hair on the sides of his neck and she leaned forward.

"I'm ready! GO!"

And he did. Crashing through the trees, leaping fallen branches and
dodging pit holes, Spike raced at breakneck speeds Xander could never
have hoped to keep up with on his own. But Spike did it easily.
Whether it was the demon or the lion, Xander knew Spike's keen eyesight
was able to detect, and avoid, any dangers along the path.

He dodged the fallen house off to the left of the brick path as easily as he
sidestepped the tree tossing huge, rock hard apples at the right.
He never even slowed or spoke when the edge of the enchanted forest
abruptly ended and they found themselves racing through a field of poppies
toward the distant gates of a giant city wall.

Smelling the opiate in the air, Spike simply stopped breathing and ran even
faster. Remembering the danger the real Dorothy faced in the field, Xander
buried his face deeply into the lions fur and inhaled through the safe filter of
his lover's fur. Unable to see ahead, Xander kept his head down and put
all his faith and trust in his companion.

Within minutes, the lion's pace suddenly slowed and then, jerked to a stop
nearly causing the human to tumble off. Looking up, Xander was, at first,
thrilled to see where there were.

The Emerald City!

It was everything he imagined it would be. The huge wall of the compound
rose at least a hundred feet into the night sky, sparkling in the moonlight
as though the exterior were coated in green diamonds.

Xander immediately slid down, steading her bare feet back on the solid
brick walkway.
"Look, Spike, it's magnificent! He must be a wonderful Wizard to live in
such an amazing palace and I just know he will help us get home."

Spike growled low in his lion's throat as he looked all around. Several things
about this set up worried him. It seemed like Xander was getting far to
absorbed into his Dorothy persona for Spike's comfort and this tall steel
wall did NOT appear welcoming.

Spike strained to hear. He tipped his head to the side and his furry ears
perked. There should be sounds of civilization. Voices, animals, machinery.....
something.
But instead, there was only a shroud of dead silence that covered the entire area.

"Come on. Hurry, Spike. We're here."

Before Spike could stop him, Xander had rushed forward, up the steep
steps to the towering set of double doors. Without hesitation, Spike
charged after him ready to throw himself between his human and any
danger that could appear if those doors opened.

As it happened, he needn't have worried. When Xander raised his tiny fist
to knock, he instead tore a paper off the front where it had been posted.
Spike could tell by the look on his lover's face that it was bad news.

"Xan? What is it? What does it say?"

Xander tossed an errant pig tail back over his shoulder and held the notice
up for Spike to see.

"It's an eviction notice, Spike. It says that due to the bank failure and the
delinquent mortgage payments, the Wizard was foreclosed on. Oz is
no more. It has been locked down. There is no one here to tell us how
to get home. Oh, God, Spike, we are stuck here!"

Suddenly, Dorothy's feminine hormones kicked in and she burst into tears.
Spike was horrified. He had seen Buffy act this way and he knew that PMS was
a more deadly weapon than even the sharpest stake. His eyes darted around
wildly looking for an escape, but something stopped him.

A realization.

This was not Bimbo Buffy the moody maniac, this was Xander. His Xander.
His love. And Xander was scared, hurting, and disappointed. Spike gave
up all thought of abandonment and hurried to Xander's side, putting a paw around
him, pulled him close and kissed him gently.

"Don't worry, Love. We will figure this out. If the sunrise beats us, we will
find shelter and wait it out. I promise, Pet, that I will get you back home safely."

Xander gasp and sniffled back his runny nose. Overwhelmed with gratitude
and love, he threw his arms around the thick, furry neck and kissed his lion
deeply, giggling at the ticklish whiskers. Before long, the kiss turned from
sweet and appreciative to heated and horny. When Spike tasted the
difference, he tried to pry them apart.

"Wait, Xan, maybe we shouldn't. Look at me, Love, I'm a bit of an animal.
It would be, I don't know, maybe, wrong?"

Xander laughed and wiped the last of the tears from his cheeks.
"I don't care what shape you are in, you are still my Spike. That's right,
I said MY Spike. I don't know how this will end but I don't think the girls
would have put me in a situation that I could not get out of and since you
are with me, you can protect me till I do."

Spike nodded. So far, he was in agreement and both the soul and the
demon howled with joy at the possessiveness in Xander's voice. He wished
desperately that they were back home. He wanted, no, he needed to have
the consort discussion with his lover but he wouldn't do it here. Not with
all the distractions that faced them.

Spike wanted wine and roses and bubble baths before they talked. Even
realizing that the human might reject the permanence of such a commitment,
Spike couldn't wait to try.

"Hey!"
Xander snapped his fingers in the lion's face.
"You in there? What are you thinking about?"

Spike's mind returned to the here and now and his cat eyes focused on the
man/girl in front of him. Tossing his head around, he growled then let out
a roar that echoed through the forest behind them. He dipped low and began
slinking slowly forward, his tail swishing and snapping like a bullwhip as he
closed in on his prey.

Xander's eyes grew huge and he giggled in his best little girl's voice.
"Oh no! Eeek! The big bad lion is going to eat me up! Help! Help!"

Spike dropped into a crouch and snarled.
"There is no escape. I have you now my pretty. You and your little pussy."
Comments 
13th-Jan-2009 01:31 pm (UTC)
*giggles* You know this should really squick me... but it doesn't. Although Mys does keep flashing back to all those times Grandma would put me in gingham jumpers and puffy white shirts... you know if Mys had had this lion to go with the get up she prolly wouldn't have minded so much, lol.
13th-Jan-2009 03:28 pm (UTC)
You in Gingham. Ah you must have looked so sweet and delicious. I bet the boys would eat you all up.
13th-Jan-2009 06:48 pm (UTC)
*giggles harder* You have no idea, sweetie!

Check your inbox, Mys sent you a msg explaining things a bit, lol.
13th-Jan-2009 11:19 pm (UTC)
You in a little gingham skirt, romping with a vampire lion,
yeah, I can see it. We will discuss it again after this
little episode is over and our boys are back to normal.
13th-Jan-2009 03:03 pm (UTC)
"There is no escape. I have you now my pretty. You and your little pussy."

LMAO, shouldn't that be "and your little pussy too?

Still loving this. It makes a lighthearted start to me day.
13th-Jan-2009 11:15 pm (UTC)
I have it on authority that if he only wants the pussy, I don't need the too. Either way, I think it's a safe bet that he will get what he wants.
13th-Jan-2009 03:26 pm (UTC)
I hope they figure this out and soon. Sunrise is coming. Oh animal loving got to love it. Where is the Wizard.
13th-Jan-2009 11:13 pm (UTC)
Due to Bush ruining the economy, the Wizard has left town and moved on. They are going to have to count on someone else helping them find the way out.
13th-Jan-2009 11:17 pm (UTC)
Oh that is so funny. Blame Bush for shutting down Emeral City. Now who is going to help our boys.
13th-Jan-2009 11:21 pm (UTC)
A surprise, old friend who will have just what they need.
13th-Jan-2009 03:51 pm (UTC)
OMG! You're killing me! *Gasps for breath and clutches sides* I couldn't read yesterday so read both chapters today. Andy may have to administer CPR! Ok *holds up hands* there's something wrong with me.... Can I help it if I find the thought of leonine Spike and girly Xander incredibly hot?!! Not to mention screamingly funny!

'There is no escape. I have you now my pretty. You and your little pussy'

I may never be able to watch 'Wizard of Oz again'! They foreclosed on the wizard, damn Bush!

He can bluster all he likes, next fancy dress party Andy is going as the Cowardly Lion an' I'm going as Dorothy!! Love this hon, love it!
13th-Jan-2009 11:10 pm (UTC)
Damn Bush has ruined everyone. Now Xander and Spike are
going to have to find another way out of Oz.
If you and Andy are going as the Lion and Dorothy,
By God, I WANT PICTURES!!
13th-Jan-2009 04:13 pm (UTC)
Hehe, Beedoll and I are dreamly smiling. I just can see Beedoll's face. The rest of her body is full with Leo. From Leo I just can see his back. They both are living your story at my livingroom table. GREAT!! I do hope I'll be able to dry it up when they finished sometimes *lol*. Beedoll has so much fun and you should see Leo. So, they are pretty busy right now and so I say thanks a lot for the great update. I do love the fact that Xander owns his Spike not matter in which shape he is. And I do love that Spike wants to talk with Xander about being his consort. Yeah!!
13th-Jan-2009 11:08 pm (UTC)
Are you allowing beedoll and Leo to sleep together?
I hope you have taken precautions so there won't be any beelions.
13th-Jan-2009 04:27 pm (UTC)
Wonderful work sweetie, I laughed till I cried. As a side note:

"There is no escape. I have you now my pretty. You and your little pussy."

I think you'll find this is grammatically correct. If Xander had a cat with him it would indeed be:

"You and your little pussy too." The 'pussy' in question being separate from Xander. As it stands at the moment the 'pussy' is part of Xander's anatomy and therefore it would be hard for Spike to 'have' Xander without it so:

"You and your little pussy." Is correct.

I think...... Anyway it's hilarious!!
13th-Jan-2009 11:06 pm (UTC)
Since this is coming from a grammer teacher, I will assume you are correct.
13th-Jan-2009 07:10 pm (UTC)
OMG! LOL! This is just fantastic!
13th-Jan-2009 11:03 pm (UTC)
It is a bit of a twisted sick fic.
14th-Jan-2009 01:37 am (UTC)
Hee, hee! Another great chapter. It's so twisted, and yet really sweet at the same time. Still loving it! Gotta go...my son has swim lessons in a few. ;)
14th-Jan-2009 10:17 am (UTC)
Swim lessons? Good for him. I live on a lake, own two boats and can't swim a stroke.
14th-Jan-2009 02:56 am (UTC)
Still waiting for a smidge of bestiality! (Dear God, that sounded sick!) *insert evil giggle and grin* This is just what I needed today - a full-fledge belly laugh! Between you and Mys, I can't thank either of you enough for bringing light and laughter to my life! *Now bring on the kitty porn*
14th-Jan-2009 10:12 am (UTC)
The full on porn day will be Thursday, and although
it won't be the Lion sex you expect, it does have a deviant
twist that should please your perverted little heart.
14th-Jan-2009 04:16 am (UTC)
The Wicked Witch of the West looks like she has made an appearance. Can the Wizard and Glinda be far behind. This is cracking me up.
14th-Jan-2009 10:08 am (UTC)
Sadly, the Wizard has moved on and will not make an appearance, however Glinda might be just what they need.
14th-Jan-2009 01:58 pm (UTC)
*giggles* too funny! this story never ceases to put a brighter side to my mornings, lol
14th-Jan-2009 03:32 pm (UTC)
Glad to give you a smile.
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