drivven (drivvenwrinth) wrote in bloodclaim,

Fun With Baking, Or Not

Author: drivvenwrinth
Title: Fun with Baking, Or Not
Fandom: BtVS
Genre: Drabble, Crack (humor)
Pairing: Spike & Xander
Rating: PG 13
Summary: Xander and Spike make a mess in Buffy's kitchen
Warnings: YAOI male/male, unbeta-ed
Comments: Yes please.
Disclaimer: I do not own Buffy the Vampire Slayer or any of the characters, plots, etc. I don't make any money from this. I just wrote this silly little thing for my sis,fairyniamh who I lurve.

"Take it out! Take it out!" Xander was crouched down on his hands and knees in the kitchen and panicking.

"No Bleedin' way mate. It's soo hot!" Spike crouched behind him feeling a bit frenzied himself.

"It's still growing! It's too big! We have to take it out NOW!!" Xander raised up on his knees pressing back against Spike's chest.

"Holy HELL! It's gonna blow!" Both of them held there breath and tried not to panic.

And that is how Buffy's oven blew up.

It took a week for the smell of burnt bread to air out. Tara and Willow had to use magic to get the doughy mess off the ceiling. All because the boy wonder and the blond menace wanted fresh bread.

Xander made sure to point out that it was Buffy's fault for asking them to house sit. Giles agreed with that, chiding her. Everyone agreed that Buffy should really have known better.

Spike pointed out that it was Buffy who had forbidden them from having sex in her house and even threatened to dust him if they did. If her slayerness hadn't done that, then he and his boy would have had better things to do than bake bread.

After the chaotic duo left Willow suggested, yet again, that they should secretly put ADHD medication in Xander's soda and Spike's blood from now on. As usual, Buffy agreed. Tara and Giles opposed it and once again the argument ended in a stalemate.


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