Title: The One in the Home Depot Up the Road from the Home Depot
Word count: 2800
Disclaimer: Not my creations; all gains are purely spiritual.
Summary: Post-NFA. Established relationship. Other than that, the title pretty much says it all.
Warnings: Bickering, wood, an unfortunate saleclerk.
In which Xander is dense and Spike has spent too much time with the OED...