Title: Spike's Girl
Disclaimer: I own nothing. I bend to Joss Whedon's will and try my best not to murder his characters.
Summary: Xan has always been a girl except when a scorned and jealous Buffy wishes that she was a guy.
Warning: Swearing, girl!Xander, and a bit of het sex.
Notes: This is based off of the manip I did of Xander as a girl. The title is kind of a play on the song "Jessie's Girl" by Rick Springfield.
Patrol was going nowhere and the bleached blond vampire was bored. Spike wrapped his arms around his girlfriend, Xan. He enjoyed having his arms around her hips, then moving his hands up to brush over her not too large breasts until his hands rested on her shoulder so he could play with her thick, brown curls. Big brown eyes looked up at him mischievously and Spike got the hint. He placed a quick kiss on her lopsided smile then turned his attention to the group.
“It was fun hanging around you college type girls, but I’m going to get my princess home,” Spike announced.
Xan giggled, “See you, Buffy and Willow. I’m glad I could help out.”
Buffy ground her teeth and watched as Xan kissed Spike again before the two of them sickeningly walked away from patrol with Spike still all over his girlfriend.
“You know, a couple of months ago Spike was all over me,” she growled.
“And you treated him like dirt and called him a stalker,” Willow reminded her. “Spike got hurt and Xan was there to pick up the pieces. If you wanted Spike that badly then you should have said something.”
“It’s not just that, but Spike is evil! Did you notice how he moved on so quickly? I bet he’s using Xan to get to me.”
“I don’t think Spike is like that when it comes to this kind of thing. If he says he’s in it for the long haul, then he’s in it for the long haul. Besides, Xan is happy and it’s good to see her happy. She’s dated so many losers.”
“And Spike is just another one,” Buffy demanded crossing her arms.
“Xan is my friend too and I’m not going to stand here listening to you trying to ruin her happiness. Buffy, please think about the real reason you’re mad at Xan and Spike. Once you realize it, get over it. You can’t change things.”
Buffy bit her lip and watched Willow walk away. She sighed and began to walk through town until she was at the coffee shop. She ordered a latte and sat, not even bothering to touch it.
“Hey,” a girl with short blonde hair said to her. “Is this seat taken?”
“No,” Buffy replied. “Take away.”
Instead of taking the chair and moving away, the girl instead sat down with her own drink next to Buffy.
“I’m Anya,” the girl said.
“You seem down. Can I ask what’s wrong?”
“It’s a long story, you don’t want to hear.”
“Trust me, I do. I can probably relate.”
Buffy sighed, “There’s this guy named Spike. He was just kind of a guy that for some reason hung around my friends. Then I found out Spike was stalking me and taking things from my house. So, I confronted him and he told me he loved me. So, I crushed him like a bug and told him I could never love a disgusting creature like him.”
“But you really do love him?”
“I don’t know. Anyway, I guess he was really hurt and tried to kill himself, but my friend, Xan, stopped him. Afterwards they became close and started dating. I don’t love Spike, at least I don’t think I do. It just hurts badly that Xan knew the trouble I went through with him but dated him anyway and Spike to just get over me like that. I feel really…”
“Scorned?” Anya supplied.
“Yeah. I wish Xan was a guy. Spike wouldn’t be interested in Xan if she was a guy and I wouldn’t have to worry about her stealing the only outlet that makes me feel the tiniest bit still alive.”
Buffy watched in horror as Anya’s face changed into its demon visage.
“Done,” Anya said, then she was gone.
The next morning, Spike nuzzled the hard abs and found a hard cock pressed into his thigh. Spike opened his eyes. That wasn’t right. He had fallen asleep with his girlfriend who had breasts, not abs and a cunt, not a cock.
The vampire looked at the man who was sleeping in bed with him. He was handsome whoever he was. His brown hair curled around his face and ears making him look angelic. The man was breathing silently and his broad chest made Spike feel safe as it pressed into him. The man’s thick arms were wrapped around him so that they were cuddling.
“Uh, sorry to wake you,” Spike said. “But, who the hell are you?”
“You know who it is,” the man mumbled sleepily.
“I can honestly say I’ve never met you before in my life, I would remember an arse like yours.”
“It’s me, Xan,” he said becoming more awake. “Is there a man in here? Is he repeating everything I’m saying? God, there’s this ache between my legs, it feels like…”
Xan trailed off, his eyes widened, then he looked under the covers. He looked back up at Spike’s widening blue eyes then under the covers again before jumping out of bed. Xan ran to his closet and looked into the mirrored doors that had attracted the both of them to the apartment in the first place. Instead of the familiar, petite body that Xan had grown to love after her breasts came in, there was a broad shouldered man with a hard cock standing where Xan would have been.
“Oh fuck,” Xan said. “I’m a guy! How the fuck did I become a guy? I went to bed with a vagina!”
“Dunno,” Spike said wrapping his arms around Xan’s waist. “I kind of like both versions. Look at it all hard and aching for me. Makes me just want to wrap my lips around it and suck.”
“This is my crisis! My moment of need! You cannot be thinking of sex at a time like this. I’ll just… wait for it to go away.”
“Just won’t go away, luv,” Spike purred into his ear. “Let me take care of it, then you can circle the horses and meet with your Scoobies, yeah?”
Xan gulped and nodded. He watched as Spike slithered around to the front of his body. The vampire dropped to his knees and took Xan’s cock in hand. Xan shivered at the sensation and moaned when Spike licked the tip.
“I-I-I guess,” Xan stuttered trying to keep his head straight, “since you’re just helping me out, it would be okay.”
Spike smirked and took Xan’s cock into his mouth. Xan moaned and gripped Spike’s hair, tugging on it as he quickly came in the vampire’s mouth.
“Ended the party quite early, luv,” Spike purred as he slipped Xan’s cock out of his mouth. “Guess you’re going to have to make it up to me.”
Xan’s eyes widened and he realized that it would be hours before he would be able to drag his boyfriend away from the new “equipment” Xan suddenly found himself with.
Five hours later, the Scoobies found themselves sitting around the table at the Magic Box. Spike had called them to let them know that Xan needed their help, but when questioned Spike would veer off the subject and say that Xan needed to tell them the news in person.
“I hope she’s okay,” Willow said with a bit of a pout.
Tara patted Willow on the shoulder, “I’m sure she’s fine, sweetie.”
“But why would Xan have Spike call us here about some big emergency?” Dawn asked. “Do you think Xan is a vampire now?”
“That’s highly unlikely,” Giles said, but his nervous polishing gave him away.
Everyone, except the unusually quiet Buffy, chattered away about Xan and what could possibly wrong with her. The bell at the front of the shop ran and they all looked up to see Spike entering with a broad shouldered man who was dressed in flannel and jeans, obviously new since the Walmart tags were still on them.
Willow gasped, she would know her best friend anywhere, “XAN!?”
“That can’t be Xan,” Buffy said more in shock than disbelief.
“Sorry, Buffster, but it is.” Xan tugged on his flannel shirt and let his eyes fall to the floor. “You always said that I was a tom boy, looks like you are how you act on the Hellmouth.”
“We will fix this, Xan,” Giles assured him. “Now please tell us what happened. Did you come across a demon on patrol?”
“No,” Spike said. “All we did was dust a few vamps, then we went home. After a bit of play, we went to bed like we always do. After that, Xan wakes up and she’s got a cock instead of a cunt.”
“Thanks for putting it so elegantly,” Xan said.
He really wanted to go back to the apartment and never come out. Life had been going great. She had just moved out of her parents’ basement and recently gotten a management position at April’s Fool dress shop. Now, she was a he and who wanted to buy dresses from a guy?
“Are you sure?” Giles pressed. “You honestly didn’t come across anything… out of the ordinary?”
“I did,” Buffy said speaking up. “I might have- I didn’t mean to-”
“You did something, didn’t you?” Dawn said.
“She seemed so normal. I know you’re not supposed to make wishes on the Hellmouth, but I was upset. You took him from me. You, you’re not even the Slayer and he went for you. Not only that, you didn’t even consult me before dating him.”
Xan choked, “I’m sorry. I didn’t know you felt that way.”
“You did this?” Willow asked, her eyes darkening slightly. “I get it. I know how you feel, but it’s not like you two were actually dating and Xan is your friend! How could you wish this on her?”
“Xan doesn’t need yelling and blame games right now,” Spike said grabbing Xan’s hand. “Slayer, tell us everything you know and just feel lucky I don’t have my chip out.”
Buffy gulped, “There was this demon girl named Anya. She looked normal at first and she was talking to me like she cared. But after I wished that Xan was a man, she went all demony and vanished.”
Xan couldn’t take it anymore. He couldn’t believe that one of his best friends had wished this on him. Xan pulled away from Spike’s grip and rushed out of the magic box.
“Watcher, you and the rest of the Scoobies look for the bloody demon that did this. I’m going to go calm down, Xan.”
After a silent agreement between watcher and vampire, Spike was out the door after Xan.
Spike found Xan at the outskirts of town in the park next to the sign Spike always enjoyed ramming. He sat next to Xan and swung while waiting until Xan felt like talking.
“It’s not even the guy thing I’m upset about,” Xan said. “I still feel like me, just with balls. It’s just that Buffy did this. She did this because I wanted to be with you.”
“Would it make you feel any better if we broke up?”
“No… I think I’m- I don’t know if you are too, but-”
“Love you, Xan. No matter what body you’re in, love you.”
“Me too,” Xan blushed, then asked. “Did you really love Buffy before? And why did you choose me over her? I mean, there’s nothing really special about me.”
“I never want to hear you say that again, princess,” Spike scowled reaching over to wrap his hand around Xan’s. “I would have died. I was feeling so low because Buffy wouldn’t return my feelings and tried to stake myself. Then you come in all noble, but still hating me because I was an evil bastard, you hated me and you saved me. It wasn’t the first time either.”
“I think hate is a strong word. I prefer disliked with much vigor.”
“Still, you made me forget all about Buffy after that. You have such a big heart. Man or woman, you’ll always be my girl.”
Xan sniffled and wiped some tears away, “Great, now I’m going to have the song ‘Jessie’s Girl’ stuck in my head for the rest of the day.”
“Better be changing the lyrics so they say ‘Spike’s Girl’, or I’ll be pissed. I know you had a friend named Jesse, don’t think I’m not suspicious already.”
Xan laughed and began crying. He rested his head on Spike’s shoulder and sobbed as Spike hummed the lyrics while stroking Xan’s hair.
When Xan had calmed down, they made their way back to the Magic Box where Giles was waiting for them.
“It appears her name is Anyanka,” Giles said as they entered the door.
“I found the passage,” Tara said. “Would you like me to read it?”
“Could you?” Xan asked.
“In order to defeat Anyanka, one must destroy her powercenter. This should reverse all the wishes she's granted, rendering her mortal and powerless again.”
“Yeah,” Spike said. “So, she’s a vengeance demon. I ran into one of those long ago once. It’s the necklace they wear. Why didn’t you mention it was a vengeance demon before? I could have told you all this.”
“Yeah,” Buffy growled. “How inconsiderate of me not to ask what type of demon it was as it vanished.”
“Th-Th-There’s a summoning spell in here,” Tara stuttered.
“That’s good, sweetie,” Willow said ignoring Buffy. “Now all we need is someone to summon her and distract her while we grab her necklace.”
All eyes turned to Buffy who fidgeted and sighed. Of course she would be the bait.
Buffy stood around the pot like Giles had instructed her, adding ingredients to the fire that burned inside as she said the summoning words.
“Anyanka, I beseech thee. In the name of all scorned women, come to me.”
Anyanka appeared in the shop and looked at Buffy. She scowled when she recognized her.
“Hey, didn’t I already grant you a wish?”
“Yeah, you did. But, it didn’t work.”
“Your friend isn’t a man?”
“Well, she is. But, he didn’t leave her.”
“What!? My wishes always cause one hundred percent misery. I didn’t even give her new id, she’s not even a person now. She’s still happy?”
“Yep, still happy, still with Spike.”
“No, take backs. You can’t take back that wish and make another one.”
“But wouldn’t it hurt your reputation? This wish didn’t get me vengeance at all.”
“I won’t take it back, but maybe you can make another wish. Maybe against Spike. I suggest boils.”
Buffy looked like she was honestly considering it when Spike jumped out from behind the shelf he was hiding and attacked her. She was so busy throwing the vampire off her that she didn’t notice Xan come up behind her. He pulled off her necklace and rushed to the table to find a heavy book to smash it with.
“No!” Anyanka screamed, but she was unable to do anything because her powersource was gone. “Please, don’t smash it. Don’t you like it better being a guy? At least you know your boyfriend loves you either way.”
“But, I’m a girl!” Xan said holding the book steady, not sure why he wasn’t smashing it. “I’m Spike’s girl, not Spike’s guy.”
“I don’t want to be human again,” she pleaded. “Don’t make me be human.”
Xan looked at the demon, she didn’t seem so menacing now, standing there looking at him pleadingly. She probably caused so much pain with this necklace. He looked over at Spike who was picking himself off the floor. He had caused so much pain but now he wasn’t. He wasn’t because someone had put a chip inside his head and forced him to be good.
“Here,” Xan said holding out the necklace to her.
Anyanka looked at it suspiciously, “All that and I can just have it?”
“If you wanted me to destroy, then that would be fine. But, you don’t. We can’t erase the past, what’s done is done. I have no authority over you and I shouldn’t be the one to sentence you to a life you don’t want or aren’t prepared to live. So, you know, just take it.”
“How do you know I won’t just grant another of Buffy’s wishes and make you miserable?”
Anyanka grabbed the necklace from Xan’s hand, put it on, then disappeared. Spike put an arm around Xan’s waist and kissed his check.
“That was your only chance of being a girl again,” Spike said.
“I know, but I couldn’t be them. I love you too much to ever be like them.”
Xan arose from sleep and the first thing she felt was a sharp pain in her ass. She moaned softly remembering Spike thrusting into her, stroking her prostate, making her come, then her returning the favor for Spike. It really made her wet, just thinking about it. Her eyes popped open, she was wet. She looked under to see the lack of the penis. Xan rushed out of bed and inspected herself in the mirror. Sure it meant she would still get her period next week, but the twins were back. She grabbed them and squeezed them.
“I missed you two!” She said to her breasts.
“Bloody hell,” Spike said from the bed. “Can I wake up to you fondling yourself every morning?”
“That can be arranged,” Xan said climbing back into bed.
“Good,” Spike said and planted a kiss on her lips.
“I don’t get why I’m a girl again though.”
“Anya probably broke her curse willingly. No one got hurt, so she could have easily broke it. It must have been something you said. Told you, you had a big heart.”
“Yeah, but you know, I also had kind of a big dick. I think I’m going to miss it.”
“I’m sure Willow can find a spell, but,” Spike said as he slid a few fingers into her, “I’m going to enjoy my girlfriend while I’ve got her.”
“Shit!” She swore and grabbed Spike’s cock. “I wish Buffy could feel something like this.”
Meanwhile, miles away on the campus of the University of California in Sunnydale, Buffy Summers was waking up to find that she had some extra “equipment”.