Pairing: 100% S/X
Warnings: Au, M/M, general nuttiness. The Scoobies are dead, or emigrated to Outer Mongolia or somewhere with no telephones, no Internet and no newspapers. Angel/Angelus and co. are dust. Wes married Fred and moved to Canada, Gunn joined the Marines, Cordelia became a Nun. Wolfram and Hart went bust and Lindsey is a famous Country Singer. Don't look for cannon there isn't any and judge for yourself if it's OOC. Contains severe Angel/Angelus bashing.
Disclaimer: Do you think I can get away with saying I didn't write this? I own nothing, (including this computer) everything belongs to someone who isn't me. (Including the mule.)
If asked Bmblbee will deny pre-reading this or encouraging it's posting.
AN: I don't know what came over me. No puppet was harmed during the writing of this fic. (But Xander was slightly traumatized.) This is an irreverent piece of writing and no offence is meant to anyone, especially the Mule!
Status: COMPLETE 4,211 words
Summary: Spike and Xander are a committed couple of three years duration. They live in a leafy suburb of Sunnydale. Spike has no chip, no soul but he's taken the pledge because of Xander. His neighbors, small children and animals adore him. Xander has a reputable carpenter's business and Spike is Spike with money. However, Spike harbors a deep, dark, terrible secret which if revealed threatens to ruin his reputation forever and make him an outcast of the demon community.