Warnings: V/Hu/Au, M/M sex, some angst, humor, OOC(?), original characters, garden ornaments, Angel/Angelus irreverence. This has absolutely nothing in common with BTVs beyond the characters.
Rating: Overall NC17, for language, and garden sex
Pairing: 100% S/X Spander all the way.
Unbeta'd: All free range boo boos belong to me.
Status: COMPLETE 1 Chapter 9,000 words.
Comments: Comment if you want to, though it would be nice to know someone is reading it.
Disclaimer: I own nothing except the original characters, everything else belongs to someone who is not me. I write for fun not profit.
DISTRIBUTION: My LJ
Special Note :This is ENTIRELY the fault of Bmblbee. Many thanks to her for the story idea, pics, pre-reading and encouragement. *Hugs*
AN: No gnomes or garden ornaments were injured during the writing of this fic, Jim and Heathcliff are alive and well, no disrespect is meant to anyone........ This story has pictures throughout, my apologies to those of you with slow connections.
Summary: Spike and Xander are a committed, exclusive couple living in the leafy suburbs of one of Sunnydale's better neighborhoods. Spike is chip and souless, has taken the pledge not to kill anyone important and is much loved by small children, furry animals and Xander. Xander has a thriving carpentry business and is loved by everyone especially Spike. Spike writes vampire novels. (But that's a secret....Shhhhh!)