Title:I Wanna Do Bad Things To You
Note: A serious one shot interlude in the Muffin!verse insomuch as it uses the same incarnations of Spike and Xander. It is not necessary to read either 'Muffin The Mule' or 'Lighthouse Jim' to understand this. But if you want to read them they're HERE
Warnings: Vamp/Hu Au, M/M, OCC, dancing, exhibitionism, sex. Very little plot. Uses the lyrics of 'Bad Things (Jace Everett) & Closer (Nine Inch Nails)
Unbeta'd All boo boos are mine.
My heartfelt thanks to Bmblbee for pre-reading and encouragement.
Pairing: 100% S/X
Rating: NC17 NOT worksafe
Disclaimer: I own nothing, everything belongs to someone who is not me. I write for fun not profit.
Distribution My LJ
STATUS: COMPLETE. 1 chapter about 2600 words
Summary: Spike senses Xander is insecure in their relationship, so he takes him to a Vampire Club. (This is Spike, not the brightest bulb!) There's dancing, exhibitionism and sex. A bit of tit for tat.