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A Costume Discussion 
1st-Nov-2010 02:19 pm
Choo-choo Pussy
Author: 50ftqueenie aka Thea Zara
Title: A Costume Discussion
Pairing: Spike/Xander
Rating: PG for a little Brit swearing
Disclaimer: Not mine, all hail Joss
Warnings/Squicks: None
Summary: The title says it all



"I said no and I bloody well mean no.  Drop it."

"If you'd just try it..."

"Bloody buggering hell, I said no.  It is NOT happening.  I refuse.  Its an insult to my species as a whole.  You keep this up I'm going out and finding a big box to make you a walking Happy Meal."

"You know that's not a bad idea."

"It figures.  Only you would think that.  Why the Hell do I always get the barmy ones?"

"What did we say about comparing me to your exes?"

"Never compare your sanity to Dru, you're intellect to Harmony, or your taste in vampires to Buffy.  And why the bloody Hell is that?  She picked me after all."

"One word; Angel."

"...  You win, but there is still no bloody way I'm going to let you throw that glitter on me and call it a costume, Xan.  Some things are just not on."

1st-Nov-2010 06:34 pm (UTC)
Hahaha!!! I'm gonna hafta side with Spike on this one, sparkly vampires are an insult to vampires everywhere.
1st-Nov-2010 07:16 pm (UTC)
Lmao. Now I really want fic of Xander costumed in a giant Happy Meal box. Too funny.
1st-Nov-2010 08:20 pm (UTC)
LMFAO! Epic!
1st-Nov-2010 09:09 pm (UTC)
LOL that was funny! Yep, I side with Spike as well. Sparklepires which turn in to gum are NOT vampires.
1st-Nov-2010 09:35 pm (UTC)
I had a trick or treater last night - with vampire teeth and no shirt. I asked him if he was a Twilight character and he said no just a vampire. LOL!
2nd-Nov-2010 02:37 am (UTC)
Glitter? Oh, dear. Definitely not Spike. Great short.
2nd-Nov-2010 09:30 am (UTC)
ROFL... Just Spike's luck that Xander saw Twilight eh?
2nd-Nov-2010 09:09 pm (UTC)
One question...Is the glitter the only thing Spike would be wearing?
3rd-Nov-2010 05:33 pm (UTC)
Oh *rofl* yeah *gigl* that's just awesome!!!
I so could see Xander trying to get him to sparkle for Halloween!!! :-D


Edited at 2010-11-03 05:36 pm (UTC)
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