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Sniplet - Hangover 
2nd-Nov-2010 03:05 pm
rowaine's Daddy!verse
Title: Hangover
Author: Rowaine
Summary: Just a little snippet of Spike dealing with Xander's "problem".
Rating: Pg-ish
Pairings: who else?
Warnings: Abuse of chocolate and bubble soap
Author's Notes: Written for the 2010 fall-for-sx. And seeing as I'm mourning my 40th bday, I'm already a bit tipsy while writing this...
Disclaimer: Nope, still don't have the right bits to come close to owning the boys. Mmm, can that be my birthday wish?

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After over a century of unlife, Spike thought he'd seen and done nearly all there was. But this this disaster was beyond him. His lover was bouncing off the walls and acting like an eight year old, getting into mischief and generally making a nuisance of himself. With a weary sigh, he pushed himself off of the couch when he heard yet another crash from the bathroom.

"Come on, luv, you've had your fun with the sparkly bubbles. Time to come out and get something to eat." It wasn't easy taking care of a human at the best of times - breakable lot, they were - but he always hated Halloween. Moreso after he and Xan had become a couple.

From behind the closed bathroom door, his lover whined, "Don't wanna! There's still bubbles left!"

"Xan, if this is the way you're going to act, I'm never letting you go trick-or-treating again. Or host a Halloween party. Or even buy candy to give out. You have to sober up before the next meeting or we'll never make it through the night."

A deep, obviously manufactured sigh was heard behind the door, but it was followed by the sound of his boy leaving the tub, so Spike counted it as a win. Until the door opened, that is. Revealing a dripping wet Xander Harris wearing a red speedo and snorkle equipment. Spike sighed again and shook his head. There are some things I just won't ask.

Bouncing past his lover with a quick kiss, Xander headed straight to the living room. His screech of panic was probably heard by NASA.

"Spike! We've been robbed! Where's my bag, and the bowls, andandand-"

Following the panicky brunet, Spike tried to wrap his arms around the trembling human, speaking in a calming voice, "We haven't been robbed, luv. Just thought it best to put away the goodies til you've had some real food. Settle your nerves a bit and all. You've been like this for two days now, Xan. It's time to come down from your sugar high."

"Nooooooooooo! Don't wanna!"

Vampire strength meant that Spike's hold on him had a chance against the hyperactively enhanced mortal. Xander's eyes were wide with panic at his missing candy, that magnificent pile of chocolate he'd been quickly making his way through since noon two days before.

"Spike, where is it all? I worked hard for that, using the puppy eyes and shaving all over to make me look young enough for the little old ladies to still give me treats. It's MINE!"

The blond nuzzled into his lover's neck, hiding his grin. "I know you did, Xan. And you can have a bit at a time, just no more today. You've got work tomorrow, right? Gotta come back down to earth or someone's gonna get hurt on site."

When the sniffling started, Spike rolled his eyes. Turning the young man in his arms, he smoothed the thick mane of hair away from his love's face, kissing eyelids and cheeks, sipping from the luscious lips that still tasted of caramel and chocolate.

Xander calmed a bit, actively joining the kisses at last. With a bit of manuevering, they curled together on the couch and cuddled (although neither would admit to that activity, it was a favorite to both). Cool hands moved down to cup the tight spandex of Xander's bum, kneading it gently. Spike was more than ready to get out of his own clothes and slip into the warmest arse he'd ever known when the unthinkable happened.

The 48 hour sugar high abruptly broke.

Soft snuffles were the only sounds in the room. Spike's jaw hit his chest as he watched his love, his mate, begin to drool against the cushions of the couch, dead asleep.

"Bloody buggerin' hell! This better not happen every year, or we're moving someplace that Halloween doesn't exist!"
2nd-Nov-2010 08:37 pm (UTC)
LOL. That was awesome!
2nd-Nov-2010 08:42 pm (UTC)
Thank ya thank ya!
2nd-Nov-2010 09:22 pm (UTC)
Thanks, glad you enjoyed!
3rd-Nov-2010 12:47 am (UTC)
LOL No SPike you can't take Halloween away from Xander!
3rd-Nov-2010 02:22 am (UTC)
Well if Xan's too high to have sex, I can see his point *grin*
3rd-Nov-2010 12:55 am (UTC)
Spike, Spike, Spiiiiikkke! What you haven't figured out yet is that you should TAKE ADVANTAGE of all of Xander's excess energy. Forget Halloween, my vampy friend. Show him YOUR tricks and treats!

*wiggles evil eyebrows*

3rd-Nov-2010 02:23 am (UTC)
Hard to do when he can barely keep up with the bounces. Hyperactivity = fewer smoochies :(
3rd-Nov-2010 02:12 am (UTC)
Sugar high Xander. *snicker* The memories. (I'm hypoglycemic and chocolate in excess does me in.) Very cute. Great short.
3rd-Nov-2010 02:21 am (UTC)
Thanks! Trying to get myself back to writing now that there's a lull in the RL insanity.
3rd-Nov-2010 02:26 am (UTC)
I sympathize. Two of Himself's sisters died within a week of each other. The madness was unbelievable.
3rd-Nov-2010 03:32 am (UTC)
Oh, my sympathies! My grandparents (both on Mom's side) died exactly 48 hours apart a few years back. It's tough losing a loved one, but two at the same time doesn't double the pain - it seems to quadruple it. Give him a hug for me, yeah?
3rd-Nov-2010 03:46 am (UTC)
One we were expecting at any moment as she had cancer really bad but the other was out of the blue. He's ok, but still. Thanks for your kind condolences.
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3rd-Nov-2010 03:30 am (UTC)
*hug* Thanks! Had a lot of fun writing it too.
3rd-Nov-2010 04:26 am (UTC)
Lol! Poor Spike!
3rd-Nov-2010 04:28 am (UTC)
Just one little drawback to having that pesky human condition, right?
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3rd-Nov-2010 03:04 pm (UTC)
Thanks, thanks, and yeah. Main thing I've been doing is trying to convince my teenagers that I'm not full of crap when we get in debates. But since we all enjoy doing that, it's all good *laugh*
3rd-Nov-2010 05:30 pm (UTC)
"Bloody buggerin' hell! This better not happen every year, or we're moving someplace that Halloween doesn't exist!"

*rofl* good luck with that!!! :-D

3rd-Nov-2010 05:54 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I've heard there are places like that, but couldn't dig up info quick enough to name names *lol*
3rd-Nov-2010 07:49 pm (UTC)
Lovely, enjoyed it immensely!

Edited at 2010-11-03 07:49 pm (UTC)
3rd-Nov-2010 08:01 pm (UTC)
Thanks! It was great fun to write *snicker*
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