Warnings: V/Hu/Au, Comedy, Angel/Angelus irreverence. This has absolutely nothing in common with BTVs beyond the characters.
Rating: Overall series NC17, this is PG for swearing.
Pairing: 100% S/X Spander all the way.
Unbeta'd: All free range boo boos belong to me.
Status: An update on Trevor's progress (1,170 words) wherein he gets a collar. His story will continue in brief, weekly updates until the Muffin!Verse Christmas Special The Great Fairylight War posted Christamas Eve 2010.
Comments: Comment if you want to, though it would be nice to know someone is reading it.
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters you recognize, but the story is mine.
Many thanks to Bumblbee for the pre-reading, encouragement and Trevor base.
Summary Xander wants a fresh Turkey for Christmas, Spike gets him one.