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An Unconventional Celebration - my bloodclaim Anniversary Fic 
2nd-Dec-2004 03:02 am
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Author: darkhavens
Title: An Unconventional Celebration
Pairing: Spike/Xander
Rating: PG-13
Email: darkhavens@slashverse.com
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: Uber-schmoopy
Summary: It's Xander's 29th birthday...
Dedication: To everyone at bloodclaim. Thank you for helping make the community such an amazing success!



"Uh, Xander? What's with all the 'one' stuff? Are you re-celebrating a birthday you weren't old enough to remember?"

Spike looked around the apartment, taking in the cake with one single candle on it, the banner over the sofa that read 'One Year... Today' and had obviously had the word 'Old' removed with something extremely blunt, finally ending up looking quizzically at the huge number one pinned to Xander's chest.

"Did I miss something?"

Xander grinned and bounced across the room to lift the suddenly worried vampire up and spin him madly around. Okay, so obviously sugar had already been consumed, in terrifying amounts.

"No! But it's my twenty ninth birthday, yeah? So you know what that means!"

Still wobbling slightly from his unexpected ride, Spike shook his head, then latched on to the broad shoulders in front of him to prevent an embarrassing topple.

"You made your coffee in the sugar bowl again?"

A wet, sloppy kiss prevented further snark, and Spike lost track of the conversation, and everyone's hands, as the kiss grew and morphed into a full-body grope. Eventually he had to let the man in his arms come up for air, so he pulled back slowly, nibbling along that strong, tanned jaw to a twice-pierced earlobe. Xander squeaked.

"Spike! This is my one-year-left-iversary! You promised, remember? When I hit thirty you make with the biting and turning, whether or not I'm still getting asked for I.D. when I buy your booze. I think we've pretty much established that regular sharing of blood and other bodily fluids with a vampire slows the aging process of your average human construction worker down. A lot. I'm not waiting until I'm forty, Spike, no matter what you say. Chances are I'd still be getting carded. I always did look younger than I really was, anyway. Hooking up with you has practically turned me into Peter Pan."

Spike gave an ominous warning growl that Xander cheerfully ignored in favour of starting to remove his lover's shirt.

"You make one crack about me being Tinkerbell, Pet, and you wont be able to sit down for a week, got it?"

Fingers callused by hard manual labour danced up and down Spike's ribs, trying to make him squirm and lose the Big Bad attitude.

"'K. I always thought of you more as the Wendy type anyway. Ow!" Xander rubbed his stinging left ass cheek and pouted. "What was that for?"

"What was...? You called me a girl, you git!"

"Well, it's not like there's much of a choice, Spike. A girl, a fairy, or one of the lost boys who never... Yeah, okay. So you're a lost boy. Hey, does that mean I get to be the boss of you?" Xander backed away, trying to keep the sofa between him and the wicked look on his vampire's face.

"Ooh, I know! You can be Captain Hook. I bet you'd look lovely in a long, dark, curly wig! Oof!"

Cushions went flying as Spike tackled Xander, knocking him over the arm of the sofa so that he was hanging half on and half off the much-abused piece of furniture.

"Happy one-year-left-iversary, luv."

Mwah!
Comments 
1st-Dec-2004 07:10 pm (UTC)
awwwwwww adorable!

Xander drinking his coffee in the sugar bowl would explain a LOT too ;)
1st-Dec-2004 07:12 pm (UTC)
I thought so too. *g*

Thanks darlin'!

You can go now. :P
1st-Dec-2004 07:15 pm (UTC)
Whee!!

Sweet and schmoop and just plain good! Luv a sugar rush Xander!
1st-Dec-2004 07:24 pm (UTC)
Thank you darlin'!

It was going to be longer but the FFF story got away and ate my life for the last few days. *g*
1st-Dec-2004 07:28 pm (UTC)
Hee, my favorite line:

"You made your coffee in the sugar bowl again?"

*giggles* Very sweet and loved the inserts of Peter Pan references. You are now officially responsible for the image of a tiny winged Spike flitting around my head. ~_^

~Nebula
1st-Dec-2004 07:40 pm (UTC)
You are now officially responsible for the image of a tiny winged Spike flitting around my head.

Bwahahahaha! ::thinks:: Y'know, I'm pretty sure I've seen a manip of a winged Spike. Hee!

Glad I could make you giggle. :o)
1st-Dec-2004 07:37 pm (UTC)
Okay, so obviously sugar had already been consumed, in terrifying amounts.

Hee!
Love it!
1st-Dec-2004 07:47 pm (UTC)
Sugar-rush!Xander is just so much fun to write. Thanks!
1st-Dec-2004 07:48 pm (UTC)
Yay! One year of the good stuff!

I haven't been able to read all the anniversary fics yet, but I'll get to 'em.

Thanks!
1st-Dec-2004 08:15 pm (UTC)
Yes! One year down, many more to come!

And there are some wonderful fics and drabbles being posted for the anniversary. We even have a limerick written especially for us, and some hot spander artwork! Woohoo!
1st-Dec-2004 08:08 pm (UTC)
LOL

Sugar rush Xander! Loved this.
1st-Dec-2004 08:18 pm (UTC)
Thanks. Xander is so cute when he's hyper. He can run Spike ragged. *g*
1st-Dec-2004 08:32 pm (UTC)
Love the Peter Pan imagery of Xander (sugar bowl) laughing still. Cindy Lee
1st-Dec-2004 08:43 pm (UTC)
Laughter is exactly what I wanted to hear for this ficlet. And Xander should be forever young. So sweet and cute. Sugar bowl! Hee!
1st-Dec-2004 09:15 pm (UTC)
LOL, cute.
2nd-Dec-2004 12:02 pm (UTC)
That's what I was going for. ;o) Thanks!
1st-Dec-2004 10:37 pm (UTC)
"Ooh, I know! You can be Captain Hook. I bet you'd look lovely in a long, dark, curly wig! Oof!"

Cushions went flying as Spike tackled Xander, knocking him over the arm of the sofa so that he was hanging half on and half off the much-abused piece of furniture.


Hee! Lovely fic, darkhavens! *pets the bois* Gotta love hyper!Xander!
2nd-Dec-2004 12:06 pm (UTC)
Thanks! Yes, hyper!Xander is adorable and bouncy, like a puppy! *g*
1st-Dec-2004 11:49 pm (UTC)
Ah, Hyper!Xander and Peter Pan Refs. Much goodness. ^__^

I like the idea that Xan is counting down to the 'bite'. That would also be a good fic to read. *hint hint*
2nd-Dec-2004 12:07 pm (UTC)
LOL! Thanks. :o)

::ignores the trained attack bunny::
2nd-Dec-2004 01:50 am (UTC)
"You make one crack about me being Tinkerbell, Pet, and you wont be able to sit down for a week, got it?"

Bwahhaaa!!! I was just thinking that when Peter Pan came up. Uber-schmoopy, indeed. *off to brush excess sugar off of teeth*
2nd-Dec-2004 12:08 pm (UTC)
Hee!

I should have posted a warning, 'Always brush your teeth after reading excessive schmoop'. *g*

Thanks!
2nd-Dec-2004 04:36 am (UTC)
awww they are so cute! So schmoopy...
You made me all giggly!
2nd-Dec-2004 12:09 pm (UTC)
Thanks! Giggly was what I was going for. ;o)
2nd-Dec-2004 07:08 am (UTC)
Xander grinned and bounced across the room to lift the suddenly worried vampire up and spin him madly around. Okay, so obviously sugar had already been consumed, in terrifying amounts.

"No! But it's my twenty ninth birthday, yeah? So you know what that means!"

Still wobbling slightly from his unexpected ride, Spike shook his head, then latched on to the broad shoulders in front of him to prevent an embarrassing topple.

"You made your coffee in the sugar bowl again?" Sooooo funny!

This was great. I loves fluff and schmoop and romance and sillyness and...YOU!!!!

MWAH!


2nd-Dec-2004 12:10 pm (UTC)
Aw, fankoo! *smooch*
2nd-Dec-2004 11:45 am (UTC)
"You made your coffee in the sugar bowl again?"

Okay, so I'm not original. But honestly, love, that line totally cracked me up! And the Peter Pan refs? Priceless!
2nd-Dec-2004 12:14 pm (UTC)
Thanks!

Original is over-rated anyhoo. ;o) I'm just happy that I made people laugh with it.

And Peter Pan is such a perfect story for the boys. I've seen references to Mr Depp's latest opus so many times on my flist that the ideas were there in my brain even though I haven't seen the film. *g*
2nd-Dec-2004 01:26 pm (UTC)
Wheeeeeeee!
Yers, love it!
*bounce*

*hangs head in shame*
I WILL give you Bloodclaim stuff, i SWEAR!!
Just been so damn busy.
K?
K.
2nd-Dec-2004 01:36 pm (UTC)
I WILL give you Bloodclaim stuff, i SWEAR!!

Sweetie, what with my FFF story eating my life for three days and LJ being a bitca for two, I didn't get to post until two days after the anniversary, so I'm not going to shout at anyone else for posting late. Besides, I'm hardly going to turn down Spander because it's late, am I? *g*

And I saw your 'busy' and LOVED it! You give me shivers, lady, you really do. *smooch*
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