Warnings: I'm denying all responsibility for this. (See above) COMEDY
Unbeta'd: All free range boo boos are mine and should be left unmolested.
Rating: PG13 for violence!
Pairing: 100% S/X In established relationship.
Status: Complete one shot 1300 approx, words.
Author: If asked shall deny it!
Comments: Comment if you want to, though it would be nice to know someone is reading it.
Disclaimer: If you recognize it, it belongs to someone who is not me. But the story is mine. I write for fun not profit.
My heartfelt thanks to my dear friend Bmblbee for her pre-reading & support in the writing of this story.
Distribution: My LJ, Eternal_Spander, Bloodclaim, archived at captainperoxideandthewhelp. NO LINKING please.
Summary: Spike, Xander and late night shopping. What could go wrong?