Warnings:Buffy/AU, Black humor, Angel(us) Death/irreverence. COMEDY. Spike has a soul but he hasn't lost his sense of humor. Mystery. Cannon? What's cannon? Might upset Angel(us)lovers.
Rating: R (For black humor)
Pairing: 100% S/X Established couple.
Unbeta'd: All free range boo boos belong to me.
Status: One shot COMPLETE Approx.1260 words. (There MAY be a sequel)
Comments: Comment if you want to, though it would be nice to know someone is reading it.
Disclaimer: I own nothing you recognize everything belongs to someone who is not me. But the story is mine. I write for fun not profit.
Distribution: My LJ, Eternal_Spander, Bloodclaim . Archived at captainperoxideandthewhelp.com. Anyone else please ASK. NO LINKING please.
My thanks to my dear friend Bmblbee for pre-reading and encouraging this story.
Summary: Spike, Xander, Angel(us) ashes, a Dyson vacuum. Accidents happen!
In Loving Memory