Author: Rayne Jelly
Pairing: Spander. Of course.
Disclaimer: Ownership and materialism are for people with money.
Summary: What would life be like if you couldn't die? Xander Harris is about to find out.
Rating: You ever have those moments where your eyes catch on the page at EXACTLY the wrong moment and you realize that sometimes you’re a sick twist? Yeah… R.
Warnings: Overall story warnings include general angstiness, implied non-con, and possible pretentiousness. Also, it’s been proofread [in as much as anyone is capable of proofing their own stuff: I find I’m not especially effective], but is not beta’d. Any mistakes are mine all mine.
Feedback: If I were a watch I’d start popping my spring! Oh why if I were a bell I’d go Ding-dong Ding-dong DING!
General Stuff: Sorry this is a little late, guys! I had a midterm to write, it was a mess. Also, I cocked up the tense in the second section something fierce as I was writing it. I THINK, after a careful re-read, that I managed to get most of it, but… there may yet be errors. Also – seriously introspection heavy. Sorry about that.