Pairing: Spander. Of course.
Disclaimer: “In the sky, there is no distinction of east and west; people create distinctions out of their own minds and then believe them to be true.”
Summary: What would life be like if you couldn't die? Xander Harris is about to find out.
Rating: A nice hard R. Like hard Rum. Which is what pirates drink when they’ve FINALLY made up their minds.
Warnings: Overall story warnings include general angstiness, implied non-con, and possible pretentiousness. Also, it’s been proofread [in as much as anyone is capable of proofing their own stuff: I find I’m not especially effective], but is not beta’d. Any mistakes are mine all mine.
Feedback: Oh don’t pretend like you don’t know it means the stars the moon and the sea to me.
General Stuff: It’s funny… I really like Dracula in the comic series...
Many thanks and infinite love to everyone who’s stuck with me this long.