Pairing: Slowly but surely Spander.
Disclaimer: I tried, I really did, but Joss Whedon's Ninja Fu is too powerful.
Summary: What would life be like if you couldn't die? Xander Harris is about to find out.
Rating: Overall R. This chapter is like... PG though.
Warnings: Takes place in season 5, so spoilers for that. Um... mildly angsty.
Feedback: Makes my heart sing with the joy of ages.
General Stuff: Plot plot plot! We thought it would never come! ... I may've had a lot of sugar today.
The rest of the story lives here.
(Rides a Pale Horse 14)