Pairing: Spaaaaaaander. I'm sorry, I can't think it without mocking it.
Disclaimer: Nope. Just... nope.
Summary: What would life be like if you couldn't die? Xander Harris is about to find out.
Rating: R. Pretty much.
Warnings: er... Buffy is actually IN this chapter, but I don't know if that counts as a warning, or an indication of plot at long last.
Feedback: Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy!
General Stuff: I'm back... and I feel really guilty for having left it so long. I will finish it, of course, because in my imagination I finish everything I start... but I'm sorry you had a six month gap between chapters. Six months is a stupid amount of time. Productive - egads I'm becoming a grownup - but stupid. Thank you, everyone, who has come back to this. And if there are new readers out there, welcome, I hope you're enjoying, and with any luck you won't suffer one of my lengthy hiatuses.
If you're new to the story, or just need a chance to catch up, previous chapters are here. :-)
(Rides a Pale Horse 18)