Author: Rayne Jelly
Fandom: BtVS
Pairing: Spander. 
Disclaimer: Can't say as I own anything of value, and if someone could tell my bank that I'd be much obliged.
Summary: What would life be like if you couldn't die? Xander Harris is about to find out.
Rating: network television approved
Warnings: Minor violence... that's really about it. Booze, blood, grumpiness...
Feedback: Anyone remember this? Because Yes. Happy Happy Joy Joy... without the ironic dark twists that made Ren and Stimpy so amazing.

General Stuff:  This chapter took me three bloody weeks to write. Good grief.

Anyway, hope you enjoy the chapter, and if, after my excessive author's notes, you're in the mood to start from the beginning, you can find it here. 

(Rides a Pale Horse 29)