Disclaimer: I do not own Buffy. Nor would I REALLY want to.
Summary: What would life be like if you couldn't die? Xander Harris is about to find out.
Rating: R. Usually.
Warnings: I’m a bit… well… you’ll see.
Feedback: Yes please! With suggestions for getting over the writer’s block that’s… just eaten 6 weeks of buffer.
General Stuff: I’m going to push posting dates back to Sunday mornings following this chapter because I’ve got a super funky work schedule and… yeah. It’s just easier that way. Hopefully no one minds.