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26 of 28 
26th-Feb-2013 07:29 pm
Author: New_Unchanged
Title: Type Casting
Chapter: Day 26 of 28 of my Songfic Challenge, Stand alone piece
Pairing: Spike/Xander,
Rating: PG 13, Nothing Exciting, but I use harsh language
Concrit: Comments only
Disclaimer: I own none of the characters, the lyrics to the songs, or anything else.
Warnings: M/M Paring, but this is a Spander Community so....
Summary: Based on the following prompt from Qwerty_Lee: Comedy: In which oblivious!Spike refuses to admit he has a "type", and uses Xander as an example.
Notes: The Song used for this day is Roll to Me- Del Amirtri
Beta(s): None, I slacked off on vacation.
Challenge: Write a Songfic a day for the entire month of February. Based on a prompt from Lady Q: Write a story or a series of stories based on the 25 most played songs on your ipod. Songs can be shuffled or in order up to the writer.

Xander, Willow and Spike were sitting at the magic box waiting for the rest of the gang to arrive for their meeting. Somehow the conversation had gone to Spike’s taste in lovers.

“I do not have a bloody type.” Spike snorted.

“Well, you do kind of date people who look alike and act kinda similar.” Willow offered.

“I mean Angel, Drusilla, Halfrak,  your date to my wedding. All tall brunettes.”

Look around your world pretty Baby
Is it everythin' you hoped it'd be?
The wrong guy, the wrong situation
The right time to roll to me
Roll to me

“So, they act nothing alike.”

“Angel and Dru are not known for their sanity, Halfrak is a vengeance demon, so you can assume she’s walking the other side of sane.” Xander interjected.

“Plus they all have that violence thing going on.” Willow added.

“What about Ivy, the girl I brought to you wedding- if you’d call it that.”

“Look what she did to her hair and face. So not sane territory. Plus, dating a Vampire” Xander snerked.

“So dating a Vampire makes you crazy?” Spike asked, cocking an eyebrow.

Look into your heart pretty baby
Is it achin' with some nameless need?
Is there somethin' wrong
And you can't put your finger on it?
Right then, roll to me

And I don't think
I have ever seen a soul so in despair
So if you want to talk the night through
Guess who will be there?

“What about Har... Oh bugger, what about Buffy?”

“She might not be a tall brunette, but your relationship had more than a smattering of violence.” Willow stated.

So don't try to deny it pretty Baby
You've been down so long, you can hardly see
When the engine's stalled and it won't stop rainin'
It's the right time to roll to me
Roll to me
Roll to me

“Fine, I have a type. By your lot does too. Demon magnet,” He said pointing to Xander, “You only date people who speak less than the poof” He added pointing to Willow.

“I admit I have a type.” Xander smiled.

“By the great forces of deductive reasoning, and your twisted lots version of logic  the next thing I know you’ll be setting me up with the Whelp.” Spike snarled.

And I don't think
I have ever seen a soul so in despair
So if you want to talk the night through
Guess who will be there?

Willow’s eyes lit up, “That’;s a great idea!”

“I was joking. Xan, talk some sense into the crazy bird.” Spike panicked.

“Actually I think she’s onto something. I went through that whole gay me up thought process, maybe I should date a boy demon. I’m a tall brunette and many people question my sanity. This entire idea is proof of that” Xander mused.

“But Vampire... Grr scary. You hate vampires.” Spike pleaded.

So look around your world pretty Baby
Is it everything you hoped it'd be
The wrong guy, the wrong situation
The right time to roll to me
The right time to roll to me
The right time to roll to me

Xander just gave Spike a soft chaste kiss and winked at him over his shoulder as he walked to the back room.

“Think about it.” He called over his shoulder to a stunned Spike.

27th-Feb-2013 12:53 pm (UTC)
Spike and speachless?! WoW! Well done, Mr. Harris! LOL :)
Xander is totally Spike's type.
And Spike always will be *love's bitch* when it comes to be in love. :)
28th-Feb-2013 12:11 pm (UTC)
And Spike's just sitting there going, what happened? He's so entertaining when he's clueless.
28th-Feb-2013 10:46 pm (UTC)
This is one of two of the short songfics that I think would be better as a whole story. I may go back and write more on this one later.
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